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Old 14-08-2009, 09:03   #1
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle6793945.ece
From next week DNA testing kits will be on sale at chemist, they will cost £30 approx for the kit and £150 approx for the subsequent testing. Is this a god idea or will it cause more problems than it solves
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well least at work they will be alble to catch which dirty bastard flicks snot all over the toilet walls if they choose to do so
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Old 14-08-2009, 11:01   #3
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well least at work they will be alble to catch which dirty bastard flicks snot all over the toilet walls if they choose to do so
Around £180 to find that out Restless, pass
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well least at work they will be alble to catch which dirty bastard flicks snot all over the toilet walls if they choose to do so
got some bad news for you pal..

that probably aint snot
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got some bad news for you pal..

that probably aint snot
Eewwwwwwwww you dirty git
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that probably aint snot
So, you're admitting to leaving a "deposit" on the bog wall?
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So, you're admitting to leaving a "deposit" on the bog wall?
only with a marker pen where i put a big arrow and write dont touch its not snot , sparkologist was here

i appologise if you are a sock man but either way your a ..... er

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Around £180 to find that out Restless, pass
No it isn't as practical as that, 1 test on the snot and then a test each to compare it to the work force so if there are 10 of you, (no exceptions that would be prejudice), £1,980.

I think if I was the boss it would be cheaper to pay the cleaner a little more than minimum wage to get the bog cleaned properly.
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