Do my Posts look Normal to You?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gayle

Please, yes, there's time - the transformation hasn't fully happened yet, you haven't insulted me yet so there must be hope for your salvation!

Gayle my sweet, my lovely, I feel so hurt, I haven't been insulting you, just pointing out those little imeperfections that others (those that don't care about you), wouldn't notice!

[SPUGGIE J]

Less if odd and weird firey cutting etc then they are normal. Are you planning a turnover of posts and tact?

[Gayle]

Originally Posted by talentedbutslow

you want me to insult you..........??.........now let me see....

You don't have to.... it's not a challenge!

[West Ender]

I think I know what Less is getting at (Oh God, does this mean I think like Less? ).

A couple of times I've posted something on here and when I've entered it I've got that screen that says the page could not be displayed. I've then clicked on "back", gone into the topic again and my post is there but the "replies" tally doesn't recognise it and doesn't say I've posted. I've also had posts disappear without trace and a couple of times get posted twice with only one click of the button.

P.S.

Less will now tell me that's not what he meant at all.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gayle

You don't have to.... it's not a challenge!

You tell him Gayle, I still remember that accyweb meet when I said something to you, you said something to me, we were about to start a really good cat fight and 'our song' came on the juke box (it hadn't been our song but for me it will always be that way), Up until that moment I didn't realise my insults meant so much to you!

Do you remember? You stopped mid-retort and said, "so far as insults are concerned this just about sums you up!".

But you hesitated, an almost glass like film appeared over both your eyes, (not just the false one!).

Remember the song Gayle?

Nobody does it better!

I know I haven't stayed true to you I have insulted others in the past and no doubt will do in the future but I really believe that our relationship was made in hell, and long may we keep up this torment between us!

[Gayle]

Typical man - not only being unfaithful to me but admitting to it in such a cavalier way. I thought I meant so much more to you than just being another notch on your post.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gayle

Typical man - not only being unfaithful to me but admitting to it in such a cavalier way. I thought I meant so much more to you than just being another notch on your post.

A notch on my Post? Not so good lady, (thank god there are still some about), I could fill a complete thread with insults (and reasons for those insults).
As it is I'm lazy and just like to brag about it the day after with my mates in the pub.

[Gayle]

Originally Posted by Less

Not so good lady, (thank god there are still some about)

Is that a compliment - or at least the closest thing to it?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gayle

Is that a compliment - or at least the closest thing to it?

Bad English is what it is writ!

=less Not so good lady

not so good, lady.

not so good (comma) lady.

Is perhaps how I should have displayed it, (notice how much better my insults are getting now that Jaysay seems to have butted out, I was nearly getting jealous!).

[Gayle]

Ah but there is a difference between your insults and his - yours have a semblance of intelligence in them!

Don't get jealous about Jaysay, you know that I am yours and yours alone ............ oh, apart from when Neil or A-B or Tealeaf are on site!

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gayle

Ah but there is a difference between your insults and his - yours have a semblance of intelligence in them!

Don't get jealous about Jaysay, you know that I am yours and yours alone ............ oh, apart from when Neil or A-B or Tealeaf are on site!

Hussy! but then I am lazy, it's like a tv quiz show, always put someone else on to warm it up ready for the main event!

[Gayle]

Originally Posted by Less

Hussy! but then I am lazy, it's like a tv quiz show, always put someone else on to warm it up ready for the main event!

I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on air!

[Less]

[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seem happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!

[Less]

[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seem happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!

[Less]

[misquote=Gayle]I always suspected you were the comedian that's not quite good enough to make it on her![/misquote]

Madam! please, I may only be an amateur at it, (as I hope you, yourself are), but I can state most categorically when I have finished with my performance there has never, I repeat never been a lady without a smile on her face, (perhaps the odd chuckle as well as I'm making my way to the bathroom, but always a smile). Also, once I've finished rather than look for a repeat performance they all seemed happy to take up knitting rather than have such a unique experience again!