Feel guilty about eating chocolate ladies?

K.S.H · 31-03-2006, 06:37

- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

- The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

- If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

- Money talks. Chocolate sings.

- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

joobyjooby · 31-03-2006, 08:44

Hehehe......well being a chocoholic myself that has just given me every excuse in the book......feel guilty me??.......ermmmm not now! thanks k.s..

pendy · 31-03-2006, 11:51

Thank you for that most useful advice. I am particularly pleased to find that calories are afraid of heights. I now have all my chocolate on top of the tallest cupboard in the kitchen.

Andromeda · 31-03-2006, 12:49

Now that is information we all really needed.

Wynonie Harris · 31-03-2006, 15:39

Crikey, K.S.H! Thought you'd discovered my secret vice when I read the title of this thread. Then I realised you'd left a comma out.

lettie · 31-03-2006, 16:05

I have maintained for a long time that chocolate is a vegetable. As you all know Cocoa is a Bean = vegetable.... Milk comes from cows who eat grass and vegetation, therefore Milk = recycled vegetable. Sugar comes from sugar cane = vegetable.... We all know that you can't get too many vegetables in your diet........Even Dieticians are telling us to eat 5.

SPUGGIE J · 31-03-2006, 16:22

Coffee, chocolate, heinzs, theres 3 for starters.

joobyjooby · 04-04-2006, 10:49

Do cadbury creams eggs count??

pendy · 04-04-2006, 11:00

Eggs are protein. Protein is good for you. Therefore Cadbury's cream eggs are good for you. No problem.

Loved the vegetables, Lettie!

baby boo · 04-04-2006, 15:53

nope i never feel guilty and never will! i bought some socks the other day and they have chocoholic on them and they smell of chocolate! classic!

joobyjooby · 05-04-2006, 08:12

Mmmm now i wouldnt know if i should wear them or eat them baby boo..... hehe

pendy · 05-04-2006, 13:18

I know where you can get some Naughty Chocolate Body Paint!

joobyjooby · 05-04-2006, 21:50

Cant eat beef....mad cow
cant eat chicken....bird flu
cant eat eggs....salmonella
cant eat pork...fears that bird flu will infect piggies
cant eat fish....heavy metals in waters have poisoned their meat!
cant eat fruit and veg....insecticides and herbicides

Mmmmmmm well.......
That i believe leaves...
CHOCOLATE!!!
REMEMBER....
"STRESSED"
SPELLED BACKWARDS IS....
"DESSERTS".......

West Ender · 05-04-2006, 22:06

Gimme a box of plain chocolate brazils and a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon....................please!