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Old 03-06-2005, 20:36   #46
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Re: For all you women out there...........

One slip, I say ONE SLIP. and your branded for life. KARMA stops and your known as the one with the dirty grill pan............................ MY GRILL PAN IS GLEAMING BRIGHT ISHAVE IN IT EVERY MORNING. ( jUST BEFORE i WASH THE HAND BASIN INTHE BATHROOM, AND MAKE SURE i DIDN'T SPLASH THE MIRROR) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Old 03-06-2005, 20:42   #47
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What a good boy.......see you learned your lesson the hard way!
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Old 03-06-2005, 20:58   #48
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SURELY EVERYONE IS ALLOWED ONE SLIP UP, but that does not seem to be the case here.Think I will just hang ip my pinnie.
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Old 03-06-2005, 21:06   #49
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I think one slip up is all you are allowed........but don't hang up your pinnie, you still might have a grill pan to clean !
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Old 03-06-2005, 21:26   #50
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TuT typical.x
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Old 03-06-2005, 21:28   #51
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Get scrubbing the grill pan!
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Old 03-06-2005, 21:34   #52
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Did I touch a sexist nerve DEARY.......................x
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Old 04-06-2005, 00:44   #53
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Give Them An Inch And They Will Take A Yard!there Are A Lot Of Happy Couples On This Site, And If You Are Up And Cumming Start To Think.
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Old 04-06-2005, 00:56   #54
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steph been and done n a shift, your still sat there on your arse, wheres the husband?
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:47   #55
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Give Them An Inch And They Will Take A Yard!there Are A Lot Of Happy Couples On This Site, And If You Are Up And Cumming Start To Think.

I've read and reread this ten times.

Is it a cryptic clue?

A special code?

Do the capitals when rearranged spell out something?

It's really hard, and with each reread l come up with something more disgusting!
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Old 04-06-2005, 07:36   #56
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Not all fellas are lazy in the home. My ex hubby was as lazy as they get so I got rid of him. You do have a choice you know. If you aren't prepared to put up with a lazy partner then find one who is not......
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:29   #57
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Re: For all you women out there...........

As well of lots of other little sidelines l have going, l also run Buff 'n' Go an all male nude cleaning service.

You could hire Thor [real name Gordon] for £30 per hour. He's 6ft. dark and swarthy and comes with his own tools, cloths etc.

I'm sure after a few visits hub would soon perk up his ideas his duties no end.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:37   #58
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Lol... Is Thor any good at gardening. I need someone with a large chopper to come and give my bush a good pruning...
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Old 04-06-2005, 16:25   #59
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Lol... Is Thor any good at gardening. I need someone with a large chopper to come and give my bush a good pruning...
No Lettie for all topiary you want Woody. One session with him and you'd have Sparkologist back in his wellies trimming away at your undergrowth.
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Old 04-06-2005, 17:56   #60
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I hope you dont tar us all with the same brush there are one or two exceptions you know.
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