friends (who needs them?) - Page 2

shillelagh · 09-01-2007, 01:34

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Originally Posted by slinky

Kitty my advice to you is

KICK HIM IN THE NADS GIRL

you will still be tired!! but hell it will give you something to laugh about

Yes but she cant do that at the minute because she'd have to wake Jack up and take him with her and get dressed. Tis easier doing it my way and then kicking him when he comes round for that brew!!!

slinky · 09-01-2007, 01:46

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

Yes but she cant do that at the minute because she'd have to wake Jack up and take him with her and get dressed. Tis easier doing it my way and then kicking him when he comes round for that brew!!!

In that case I would ring him back and say " OMG OMG can you come to my house quickly - I am really upset about something" then when he turns up - drag him into the house kick him GONADS in, then kick him back out in the rain then say " the thing is, I was really upset you rang me at that time of night when I was asleep - DON'T DO IT AGAIN"

Simple

shillelagh · 09-01-2007, 01:52

Thats a good one slinks. Will keep that one for reference!! lol

WillowTheWhisp · 09-01-2007, 09:10

lol @ him ringing back to apologise for ringing!

chav1 · 09-01-2007, 09:19

make him a brew but be sure to wring one of jacks wet nappies into it first beofre giving it him

grego · 09-01-2007, 09:41

Slinky's idea sounds like a good one to me, get him to come round in the middle of the night, then send him straight home!

lancsdave · 09-01-2007, 10:38

hmmphhh find an annoying person and lets call him Dave, typical stereotyping

panther · 09-01-2007, 10:58

it reminds me when my mum used to wake me up on the couch saying ''get up its time to go to sleep'

mrskitty · 09-01-2007, 13:08

lol thanks for all your suggestions and yeah slinkys is the best although the wringing of the nappy sounds good-but id get someone else to do the wringing-eewww
and sorry lancsdave-i will change it to to......erm......fred?suits quite well cos my 'bruvva' is called fred-and he is VERY annoying!

Billcat · 09-01-2007, 14:16

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Originally Posted by misskitty

tommorow 'Dave' will be getting a clip round the earhole,a baby to look after and a phone call at midnight.who needs friends hey?

RANT OVER.

ps anyone want to lull me to sleep?

Maybe you should have suggested to "Dave" that he should stop by a bakery and bring something good to go with the brew. Seems a fair exchange, a nice way to apologize and say thanks, and it also might allow you a few more much-needed minutes of sleep in the AM - provided, of course, that young Jack will also allow it!