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Originally Posted by jambutty
You can argue all you like about high taxes but the real problem isn’t so much about taxes but how they are spent by a government still hanging onto Bush’s coat tails and pretending to be a world power.
This country is overloaded with Quangos pushing bits of paper around. Computer systems that cost billions that still do not work. Private Initiative schemes to build hospitals, schools, prisons etc where this country is committed to paying outrageous leasing fees for the next 30 years. £100 and more to fit a simple mains plug is money that has to come from patient care and into the pocket of a private company. Millions upon millions to the various railway companies that goes straight to the shareholders as dividends.
Millions up millions spent on supplying the police with vehicle number plate recognition equipment to catch tax and insurance dodgers when a simple extra tax on fuel would do that at a stroke for virtually no cost at all and release the police for proper duties.
I haven’t even mentioned the billions that two illegal wars are costing us not forgetting to mention the lives of our troops. We don’t need a nuclear deterrent – we couldn’t use it independently anyway. If it ever came to a nuclear exchange we would be vapourised long before we could launch one single missile. So what is the point?
If the UK were a company UK Ltd., the receivers would have been in years ago.
A company is bankrupt when its expenditure exceeds its income. UK Ltd is bankrupt by business standards.
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Well,this could take some time to answer,but I'll do my best with my one good finger.
Paragraph 1 I agree with entirely,apart from It not just Bush.
2 I would like to remind you of the Flanders&Swan number, - The gas man cometh.I would copy and paste it for you - but not after last nights fiasco on my part.A latest directive from the E U is to abolish 26 of the 34 rules on the shape - size and curvature of cucumbers and bananas and other types of fruit and veg.That is the good news.Unfortunately the French farmers have objected. So the Quango jobs have been saved at least till all the farmers in Europe agree.Could take weeks.
No 3 Got to disagree on this one.Saves a lot of time and effort by tracking down illegal operations of all descriptions.Not only that but the practice of car crushing has now become an art and indeed offers of directorships have been sent to all Chief Constables in Britain.With the exception of N Ireland who are tied up in banking.
No 4-Not sure on this one.But must agree you haven't mentioned it all week till now,Still you have now and I'm not in a position to comment except to say that war should be a last resort.A little bit like Morecambe I suppose.
Go on then I'll do it for you.
Twas on the Monday morning the gas-man came to call
The gas tap wouldn't turn
I wasn't getting gas at all
He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main
And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do.
Twas on the Tuesday morning the carpenter came round
He hammered and he chiselled and he said, "Look what I've found
Your joists are full of dry rot but I'll put them all to rights."
Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do.
Twas on a Wednesday morning the electrician came
He called me Mr. Sanderson which isn't quite me name
He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin
And he put his foot through a window so I called the glazier in
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do.
Twas on the Thursday morning the glazier came along
With his blowtorch and his putty and his merry glazier song
He put another pane in, it took no time at all
But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do.
Twas on a Friday morning the painter made a start
With undercoats and overcoats, he painted every part
Every nook and every cranny but I found when he was gone
He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on
Oh it all makes work for the working man to do.
On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all
So twas on the Monday morning that the gas-man came to call.
(copyright Flanders and Swan)