Furniture shop robbed in ossy

accyman · 11-07-2011, 21:44

some moron with the IQ of a gnat spent a lot of effort repeatedly throwing a huge rock at the window of a local furniture shop plus a few good kicks before the glass eventually broke.

The extremely dumb idiot was hell bent on getting at the LCD TV that is used by the shop to show off TV units etc

Due to his extreme low level of IQ he didn't wonder why his newly acquired TV was very light and made off with it .Poor little dumbo didn't even realize that despite there been a picture on the TV it wasn't plugged into a power supply so he probably thinks he was getting some sort of solar powered TV.

Needless to say he went through all that effort for a dummy TV yet failed to take the computer recording his actions

gonna nip in and get the video footage and put it on youtube so everyone can laugh at this moron and possibly pass his name on to the police if anyone recognizes him

cashman · 11-07-2011, 21:51

Think yer being a bit unfair on Gnats mate, what a plank.

accyman · 11-07-2011, 22:32

3.15am and had nothing better to do than steal a dummy tv lol

suppose the dummy tv is quite apt for the dummy thats probably still trying to switch it on.

when i get the video sorted i will upload it and if anyone recognizes the plank please feel free to ring the police and let them know who it is

Mancie · 11-07-2011, 22:45

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Originally Posted by accyman

3.15am and had nothing better to do than steal a dummy tv lol

suppose the dummy tv is quite apt for the dummy thats probably still trying to switch it on.

when i get the video sorted i will upload it and if anyone recognizes the plank please feel free to ring the police and let them know who it is

Can just imagine the bloke telling his missus he will have the new telly working by the morning.. Sky HD and all that.. ******!

garinda · 11-07-2011, 22:51

I blame the shop owner.

Not everyone understands what those 'Everything Must Go!' signs mean.

bernie94 · 11-07-2011, 22:59

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Originally Posted by garinda

I blame the shop owner.

Not everyone understands what those 'Everything Must Go!' signs mean.

quality reply garinda lol

lancsdave · 12-07-2011, 09:09

Sounds like the same plank who tried to rob the newsagents next door a couple of weeks ago. Tried breaking the glass in the door with a brick in a sock, then took the brick out and tried some more. Was spotted on cctv and was caught because he started to leg it then realised he had left his sock behind so returned to retrieve it

accyman · 12-07-2011, 09:16

should start a new section in here with video clips

accys dumbest criminals

jaysay · 12-07-2011, 09:45

To be quite honest if some of these people put as much effort into finding gainful employment as they do into failed attempts on unlawful acts, they might just make a do

accyman · 12-07-2011, 09:54

Quite a few years ago some idiot in accy decided to show off and kick a window through on what was then a gas fire shop accross from ray lindons next to what was then a trophey shop.Silly idiot left his leg in the hole he made and the glass dropped and seriously damaged the guys leg.Pitty the glass didnt drop when this scumbag stuck his head in to grab the dummy TV

Tealeaf · 12-07-2011, 15:51

I just wonder if the culprit could be no less than a well known Ossy local politician who has recently suffered a substancial drop in income, can't therefore afford a new telly and hence has to resort to other means to get one.

jaysay · 12-07-2011, 17:58

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I just wonder if the culprit could be no less than a well known Ossy local politician who has recently suffered a substancial drop in income, can't therefore afford a new telly and hence has to resort to other means to get one.

Na he's still a councillor and county councillor besides numerous business interests

not just a one trick pony is out Peter ya know Tealeaf

accyman · 13-07-2011, 15:43

if you look at the bottom left quadrant you can see the dumbest crook in Oswaldtwistle.Over a thousand pounds worth of damage for the sake of a dummy tv.

if anyone recognizes the scumbag and hes been bragging about his new LCD tv ask him how hes getting on with the picture

YouTube - ‪dumbest guy in oswaldtwistle‬&rlm;

jaysay · 13-07-2011, 17:58

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Originally Posted by accyman

if you look at the bottom left quadrant you can see the dumbest crook in Oswaldtwistle.Over a thousand pounds worth of damage for the sake of a dummy tv.

if anyone recognizes the scumbag and hes been bragging about his new LCD tv ask him how hes getting on with the picture

YouTube - ‪dumbest guy in oswaldtwistle‬&rlm;

Think his initials are DH accyman Dick Head