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11-09-2003, 16:46
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girls
what does a cloud and a man have in common? it makes your day when they ****** off.
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11-09-2003, 19:21
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Re: girls
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because there plugged into a genius.
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11-09-2003, 21:09
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Filthy / Gorgeous
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Re: girls
;D ;D Men are like lava lamps, can be fun to look at, but not too bright. ;D
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12-09-2003, 08:04
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Re: girls
;D ;D Why hasnt a women been sent to the moon yet - cos it dosent need cleaning!!! ;D
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12-09-2003, 08:07
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Re: girls
If your wife says she is not very well and gos to bed
offer to do the house work for her
And see how fast she recovers when you start hoovering the windows
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12-09-2003, 08:26
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Re: girls
What do men and beer have in common?
they're both empty from the neck up ;D
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12-09-2003, 10:49
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Re: girls
why do women have small feet??
so they can stand closer to the Kitchen Sink!!
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12-09-2003, 13:13
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Re: girls
[quote author=adi link=board=general;num=1063298777;start=0#7 date=09/12/03 at 11:49:38]why do women have small feet??
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so they can get it in there mouth more often
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12-09-2003, 15:24
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Re: girls
when do u let a woman out of the kitchen ( to make the bed ) ;D
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12-09-2003, 15:26
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Re: girls
[quote author=happyone link=board=general;num=1063298777;start=0#9 date=09/12/03 at 16:24:33]when do u let a woman out of the kitchen ;D[/quote]
Too go to the shop for more beer
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12-09-2003, 15:33
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Re: girls
when is it time to change a light bulb in the kitchen never do it let her cook in the dark
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12-09-2003, 16:58
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Re: girls
I hope your anne has'nt read your post mick. If she has there's every chance of your bald patch growing back. ;D
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12-09-2003, 17:17
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Re: girls
He's probably right about the feet Janet. Has for the beer. In his dreams.
You think he's only joking about hoovering the windows. Hee Hee ;D ;D
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13-09-2003, 20:48
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Re: girls
[quote author=janet link=board=general;num=1063298777;start=0#11 date=09/12/03 at 17:58:20]I hope your anne has'nt read your post mick. If she has there's every chance of your bald patch growing back. ;D[/quote]
Not to worry janet only age and wishfull thinking
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13-09-2003, 21:22
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Re: girls
mick thats how the window was broken u hoooooovering them ;D
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