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Old 28-12-2009, 17:01   #16
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signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX
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signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX
One question though; How many bits?
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Old 28-12-2009, 17:09   #18
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signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX
The pet or the poo???
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Old 28-12-2009, 17:09   #19
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One question though; How many bits?
whatevers left after i have fed teh front paws trough teh letterbox and hit it on its arse with a sledge hammer
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Old 28-12-2009, 17:51   #20
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Whoohoo what a good one Lynx, loved every word, and i agree with you. I have one dog and two cats. They know the rules of the house and are more obedient than children.
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Old 28-12-2009, 18:03   #21
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The pet or the poo???
in an ideal world both
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Old 28-12-2009, 18:04   #22
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signs are a great idea heres mine

IF YOUR PET FOULS ON MY PROPERTY EXPECT IT RETURNED VIA YOUR LETTERBOX
Totally agree with you........if people have dogs and don't clean up after them they deserve all they get.
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Old 28-12-2009, 18:55   #23
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You forgot to mention that animals pee on their own feet then walk it in the house - they also don't check what they stand in before coming inside as well
Sonds like some of my aquaintances
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This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

YOUR CAT ****ED ON MY DOOR.

I HAVE JUST ****ED ON YOURS
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This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

YOUR CAT ****ED ON MY DOOR.

I HAVE JUST ****ED ON YOURS
wondered why ya left early this aft T.
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This is the note I have just this very moment left on Lynx's door:

YOUR CAT ****ED ON MY DOOR.


I HAVE JUST ****ED ON YOURS

Wrong again Tealeaf..........I ain't got a cat......
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Wrong again Tealeaf..........I ain't got a cat......

Just gonna check anyway......you never know with that beggar
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Oh dear.....Does a dead cat go for recycling or does it go in the normal bin? What does HBC Refuse department advise?

My apologies to whoever, whose cat will not be coming home tonight.
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Oh dear.....Does a dead cat go for recycling or does it go in the normal bin? What does HBC Refuse department advise?

My apologies to whoever, whose cat will not be coming home tonight.
Dropped yourself in it again Oh dear
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TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you,
they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short,
hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t
want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children .

Think it's a great idea

i absolutely love it... think ill do the same
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