Gonna put this on my front door

[LYNX1]

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you,
they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short,
hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t
want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children .

Think it's a great idea

[Margaret Pilkington]

that made me smile.....thank you!

[esteemedjuju]

Brilliant

[SPUGGIE J]

Why not settle for non animal lovers not welcome.

[LYNX1]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Why not settle for non animal lovers not welcome.

Always give people the chance to alter their attitude

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

Always give people the chance to alter their attitude

Is that at the business of a double barrel 12 bore?

[LYNX1]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Is that at the business of a double barrel 12 bore?

You know me so well Spuggie

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

You know me so well Spuggie

It was either that or Mac would be sitting at the door looking for a fresh warm snack if they didnt like animals.

[shillelagh]

Posted via Mobile Devicenah mac would be looking for chocolate buttons tho he does settle for cat buttons when choc buttons are not available :-)

[LYNX1]

Originally Posted by shillelagh

Posted via Mobile Devicenah mac would be looking for chocolate buttons tho he does settle for cat buttons when choc buttons are not available :-)

He's not too fussy...just as long as they're not those nasty dog chocs yuckkkkkkkk

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

He's not too fussy...just as long as they're not those nasty dog chocs yuckkkkkkkk

Hang on have you been "try before you buy" when getting his nibbles?

[Neil]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you,
they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short,
hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t
want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children .

Think it's a great idea

You forgot to mention that animals pee on their own feet then walk it in the house - they also don't check what they stand in before coming inside as well

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by Neil

You forgot to mention that animals pee on their own feet then walk it in the house - they also don't check what they stand in before coming inside as well

You forgot giving you a kiss after licking its own dump tube.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

You forgot giving you a kiss after licking its own dump tube.

Don't try and tell me if you could lick your you wouldn't

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by Neil

Don't try and tell me if you could lick your you wouldn't

No I wouldnt esp if I had been on exotic food.