Gorilla's snatch. - Page 4

simon · 20-01-2006, 22:55

(simon trab's his fleece and runs for the pool, while laughing his teeth out at dougs last post(brains in blackpool????))

Tinkerbelle · 20-01-2006, 22:55

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Originally Posted by garinda

See me in my study, and ask Miss T. Belle to come with you.

Present Uncle Rindy

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Originally Posted by Doug

I call a 4x4 to the gob Abuse don’t you?

Only if it went in bull bar first

garinda · 20-01-2006, 22:56

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Originally Posted by simon

(simon trab's his fleece and runs for the pool, while laughing his teeth out at dougs last post(brains in blackpool????))

Careful Si, there's still no water in, so you'll damage more than your teeth if you jump in starkers.

Neil · 21-01-2006, 08:54

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Originally Posted by simon

but my lips have something to do with a lump of 4x4 wood hitting my face and knocking one of my front teeth out

PMSL.

So what has Joanne accused you of doing? It must have been bad if she hit you with a lump of wood.

I will visit you later to take a picture to post on here.

Neil · 21-01-2006, 08:58

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Originally Posted by garinda

Just a point, this thread was about an abuse of animal rights.

No it wasn't. It was just an attempt at a cheap crack about a Gorilla's genitals. Anyway Simon has many similarities with a Gorilla.

simon · 21-01-2006, 20:53

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Originally Posted by Neil

Anyway Simon has many similarities with a Gorilla.

Leave my in-human strength,long arms and tree climbing ability out of this

Tinkerbelle · 21-01-2006, 22:26

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Originally Posted by simon

Leave my in-human strength,long arms and tree climbing ability out of this

I'm glad you cleared that up ...... I thought he was making a genitalia comparison!

simon · 21-01-2006, 22:32

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

I'm glad you cleared that up ...... I thought he was making a genitalia comparison!

shape or size ????

big al · 22-01-2006, 01:32

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Originally Posted by simon

The police are asking it but it aint said a word so far ??????????????

Funny that Simes- Joanne said it was just a perfectly well aimed shot!!!!!!! Teach you to call the wife a plank in future!

Neil · 22-01-2006, 08:00

The truth is out. The 4x4 was an accident but the tooth was originally damaged by a well aimed frying pan

Simon - I was thinking more along the lines of, you hang around all day doing nothing useful, scratch you backside in public and have really fat lips.