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Old 20-02-2012, 20:25   #16
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Yeah have little brain pal! I can't even be bothered talking to you about it!
Firstly, I'm not your pal.

Secondly you just did bother.

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I used the reference to Orwell as a rough comparison!
Very rough, very inaccurate down to your usual standards.


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Not that yours is worth looking at!
Obviously you took the time to look, (more than I would do), it's slightly more intersting than you, it's called spam.


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A bit of Newspeak for you - just a bit of Friendly fire! Don't worry...
Nothing newspeak about it, nor do I find you friendly, however I am fascinated with the idea that you can manage to feed yourself and wipe your own arse, no doubt at the same time though, still, an improvement since you've been taking the drugs, before that it must have been a struggle.
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Old 21-02-2012, 07:43   #17
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Re: Government Spy Program will Monitor you!

Doubleplusgood post Less.
Now that is newspeak!

unfortunately your comments were Duckspeak
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Old 22-02-2012, 00:25   #18
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a row of kettles is to be installed at every royal mail depot so that they can also open and read your snail mail ..

oh eck i may have accidently given the government another idea


mind you its better than the previous governments idea of installing microphones into street lamps because as we all know terrorists like to gather out in the open under a bright light to discuss acts of terrorism .

Although i have no doubt we have been monitored in some way for a while now i do think the terrorist card has been almost as over played as the racism card and they cant really justify the extent they intrude on peoples privacy.

if we know that phones are monitored for keywords such as bomb then no terrorist worth his salt would use that word so the whole thing is a pointless exercise and just an excuse for government to abuse power they are given.

it wouldnt surprise me if teh government sold data collected to market research to help pay the debt they keep creating by borrowing money and giving it away
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Old 22-02-2012, 00:46   #19
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Re: Government Spy Program will Monitor you!

Drag your mobile behind you on a piece of string.

Speak on the phone in a silly voice.

Don't use the internet, looking for kiddy porn.

If you're making bombs, don't tell too many other people.

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Old 22-02-2012, 01:39   #20
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Drag your mobile behind you on a piece of string.

Speak on the phone in a silly voice.

Don't use the internet, looking for kiddy porn.

If you're making bombs, don't tell too many other people.

Sorted.

i keep my bomb making as secret as possible so as to ensure a better result than what guy fawks got
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Old 23-02-2012, 09:40   #21
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Re: Government Spy Program will Monitor you!

I suggest the following.
You turn your internet off,
Disconnect your phoneline,
Find a job where you get paid in cash,
Live in a caravan,
Live off the grid.
Seeing a few weeks ago you claimed o have had enough of us, you are still here.
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Old 23-02-2012, 14:16   #22
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Seeing a few weeks ago you claimed o have had enough of us, you are still here.
with you posting directly after myself it kinda reads that you are refering to me?

not the case i hope
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Old 23-02-2012, 17:05   #23
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Accyman, I am so so sorry, no I never meant it to mean you, I was of course referring to our good friend and resident junkie/punk mad etc member Kestralex.
But he seems to have disappeared at the moment.
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Old 23-02-2012, 18:58   #24
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Accyman, I am so so sorry, no I never meant it to mean you, I was of course referring to our good friend and resident junkie/punk mad etc member Kestralex.
But he seems to have disappeared at the moment.


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Old 23-02-2012, 20:17   #25
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Probably done this BG
You should be so lucky!

And how many times- I don't smoke tobacco or dope!
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Old 23-02-2012, 20:23   #26
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No, but by your own admission you did,
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I last smoked cannabis in 1993 - when I had this new Skunk - it was disgusting stuff and if kids are smoking this now no wonder there were riots last summer! Skunk makes people violent and aggressive because it is grown in artificial environment by criminals. It is this that makes it grow faster and has much more of the active ingredient in it. Also Skunk could make people stab and shoot others. Natural cannabis makes people relax not violent.
Post 337 on the illegal drugs thread.
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Old 23-02-2012, 20:26   #27
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No, but by your own admission you did,
Post 337 on the illegal drugs thread.
Yeh know the old saying B.G. who needs a good memory?
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Old 23-02-2012, 20:30   #28
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No, but by your own admission you did,
Post 337 on the illegal drugs thread.
I'm not saying that I didn't smoke it - can't you read?

I said I don't smoke it now!

Chancellor George Osbourne allegedly has taken cocaine while with call girls -- but he's still doing the countries books!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...interview.html

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Old 23-02-2012, 20:32   #29
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Why so much aggression? Is it because you are suffering from cold turkey?
Yes I can read, thanks for asking.
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Old 23-02-2012, 20:36   #30
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Actually, thinking about it, it seems you cannot read. I suggested to avoid being spied upon, which you are so concerned about, you disconnect your internet. I am sure the Lamp lighters at the Circus will be very interested in what you have to say.
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