Guess What?

Less · 25-07-2005, 18:10

I will soon be able to tell you all what it is like to be a member of the prison class, what am I guilty of? Depression!

I keep getting threatening letters from the council (or the bailiff representing them), but have you ever tried to decipher the letters they write on that green paper? It never makes any sense!

I will not try to put forward or exaggerate my case, other than saying,
WHY CAN'T THEY WRITE IT IN ENGLISH AND GIVE US THE PROPER SUMS?

garinda · 25-07-2005, 18:22

Let me know what prison you're going to, l'll have a word with the screws.

The green is much more easily read in Urdu. Use your time inside wisely, and perhaps learn another language.

Acrylic-bob · 25-07-2005, 18:26

Ring them up and bellow down the phone at them. I had to do that this morning. I know from long and bitter experience that it won't make the blindest bit of difference but it makes you feel good!

WillowTheWhisp · 25-07-2005, 19:06

I should have let you see a copy of the letter we got from the council. I sent it back to them and asked if they could please explain what they were tying to tell us as it made not one ha'porth of sense.

cashman · 25-07-2005, 22:45

ah but if it made sense less-then you would understand it,and that would never do

apest1 · 26-07-2005, 16:18

Less send us a V,O will you then we can come and look and laugh at you ...lol

Margaret Pilkington · 26-07-2005, 16:58

I'll send you a cake with a file in it.......eat the file and use the cake to clobber the guards unconscious....hehehe

apest1 · 26-07-2005, 21:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I'll send you a cake with a file in it.......eat the file and use the cake to clobber the guards unconscious....hehehe

IS your cooking that good !!!!!!

Margaret Pilkington · 27-07-2005, 12:55

Well, I am really an Ok cook.......and I can make sausage rolls that melt in your mouth and a sherry trifle that is to die for......or so people tell me. I only do plain English grub though.

Ber999T · 27-07-2005, 14:07

Margaret nowt wrong with good old english grub. I have been known to make a Full English Roast on A Sunday lol even burnt roast spuds lol