hahahaha

mrskitty · 19-12-2006, 20:21

I have had 'one of those days' today, so when i got a salesman knocking on my door 5 minutes ago (even though i have a sign on my door saying 'PLEASE DONT KNOCK AFTER 6:30') i took my pent up anger out on him-not only did i make him look like a fool,i totally pi**ed on his bonfire because he was really persistant(he was adamant i HAD to open my door which i dont do at this time of night).
LOL @ the conversation re the sign on my door-
saleman-"I cant read that"
Me-"you cant read that?"
SM-(reads the sign aloud)
Me-"you just told me you couldn't read it"
SM-*embarrassed*
Me-"so you dont need to go back to school-you just need to read signs before you bang on my door,wake my kid up and p*ss me off"
Salesman being persistant-
SM-(after relaying a rehearsed load of jargon about telephone lines)"So are you going to open the door and give me your details"
Me-"erm.....in a word,NO"
SM-"all your neighbours have joined"
Me-"ok let me talk to my neighbours to see why they signed your papers- then i will think about it"
SM-"that neighbour has a contract so they cant do it,and i have not been to your other neighbour yet"
Me-"so not only have you p**d me off knocking on my door your also lying to me"
SM-"im not a con man"
ME-"i never said you were!give me a brochure"
SM-"well how can i give you this brochure when your there?" (im hanging out my front window above a garden)
Me-"doesnt take a genius to work out how to walk four steps to hand me it,the gardens not even wet!"
SM-walks off red as a beetroot-without handing me anything!

ME 1-SALESMAN-0

WillowTheWhisp · 19-12-2006, 20:28

Oh don't they drive you up the wall!! I've had the voodoo woman from Fiji on the phone again today

lancsdave · 19-12-2006, 20:33

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Oh don't they drive you up the wall!! I've had the voodoo woman from Fiji on the phone again today

I quite liked getting those stupid sales calls, more often than not I left the phone on top of the budgies cage and let them talk to salesperson , or if I was in a bad mood I asked them for all their personal details the same as they ask me

slinky · 19-12-2006, 20:33

OMG roflmao!!! He must be well fed up - he got the same grief off me earlier!! the one with the Dodgy accent I bet

He came to mine earlier and I was upstairs trying my new works party outfit on!!!

Knock comes at the door, my son answers it...

SM ( Hi is you mum in?? )

Zack ( mum fella at door for you)..

Me (who is it and what does he want?? )

mumble mumble............

Zack ( someone about telephones )

Me ( No I'm not interested and I'm busy at the moment)

mumble mumble .............

Zack ( mum the man says the phone lines are going off )

Me ( wtf does he mean the phone lines are going off.......hold on I'm coming down )......I put my dressing gown on and make my way downstairs.

Zack ( the man has walked away )

Me - opens door he is stood 3 doors away now ( oi what do you mean phone lines are going off?? )

Sm ( oh I didn't mean the phone lines are going off!! it doesn't matter anyway, I will come back later )

Me ( you said that to get me to come down stairs you fooking Idiot, don't bother coming back later cos I might slap you next time ) slams door.........

Fooking p!ss taker............he only said that to get me to come down stairs.

Kitty have you got a number for these cold callers?? because I really want to ring that firm and give them a piece of my mind!!! I'm just in the mood.

panther · 19-12-2006, 20:34

want to stop unwanted calls???

go to .... http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

worked for me. also for unwanted mail...click MPS link

slinky · 19-12-2006, 20:35

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Originally Posted by panther

want to stop unwanted calls???

go to .... http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

worked for me. also for unwanted mail...click MPS link

It was a sales person at the door!! not on the phone!!

mrskitty · 19-12-2006, 20:36

I didnt get there number or anything-just alot of satisfaction (and was the same dodgy accent guy) from embarrasssing him!
He was trying to tell me a different company was changing billing etc for BT-yeah my ar*e!

slinky · 19-12-2006, 20:39

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Originally Posted by misskitty

I didnt get there number or anything-just alot of satisfaction (and was the same dodgy accent guy) from embarrasssing him!
He was trying to tell me a different company was changing billing etc for BT-yeah my ar*e!

yeah well I'm not even with BT I'm with bulldog!!

He ever turns up with a stunt like that again he will have sore bollox ........

panther · 19-12-2006, 20:44

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Originally Posted by slinky

It was a sales person at the door!! not on the phone!!

it was meant for willow!!!!!!!!!!

sos i should have quoted!!

slinky · 19-12-2006, 20:44

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Originally Posted by panther

it was meant for willow!!!!!!!!!!

sos i should have quoted!!

OH I see lol

SPUGGIE J · 19-12-2006, 20:48

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Originally Posted by slinky

It was a sales person at the door!! not on the phone!!

Buy a small portable electric generator and ask the next salesman at the door if you can wire it to his gooseberries to see if it works when you turn it on.

slinky · 19-12-2006, 20:51

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Buy a small portable electric generator and ask the next salesman at the door if you can wire it to his gooseberries to see if it works when you turn it on.

Haha yeah good idea!!! I swear I will know him if I ever see him again the little turd bag

flashy · 19-12-2006, 21:08

i once had a salesman at the door wanting to know if i wanted ntl....i said no but would you like to buy a sim card

he walked away happy cos he thought he'd got a bargain and i was happy with a fiver in mi pocket

kev was creased over laughing at me for ages afterwards

grego · 19-12-2006, 21:15

Good on you Miss Kitty, I hate salesmen/women coming to the door especially at night, he deserved everything he got!

mrskitty · 19-12-2006, 21:48

Thankyou Grego-im sick of these poo-heads disturbing my evenings,waking jack up when im trying to relax.
Its worse because i have a sign that says no hawkers etc...
might change it to one thats taped over the window/letter box that says DONT BOTHER YOU WILL ONLY GET GRIEF