Have You Lost - - -?

Busman747 · 01-05-2007, 20:36

Firstly, I would like to relate a conversation that I had with a work colleague this afternoon. No names but he is in his mid-seventies and is relatively "all there" or was!

He walks into the office and I greet him. His immediate reply is "Have you ever lost something and been unable to find it? I've been looking all morning,"

"Yes" I replied, "so what have you lost?"

"Can't find them anywhere, I've looked and looked and looked" says he. - - and then invites me to guess what it is that he has lost

I had a couple of outrageous guesses and finally insisted he told me!

"My bottom set of dentures" he says. "My top set were in the cup and my bottom set should have been with them - - but they weren't. I had a small ulcer a couple of weeks back, I often have them, and take my teeth out , wrap them up in a bit of tissue and stick them in my pocket - - but I know I were wearing them last Thursday, I had a pork chop for tea. just can't understand where they've got to"

He continued this conversation for some time after and by the end, I didn't know whether I was going to laugh out loud - or throw up

but it got me wondering,

Has any accyweb member lost or misplaced anything embarrassing or weird and had to admit it?

WillowTheWhisp · 01-05-2007, 21:11

I'm saying nothing.

flashy · 01-05-2007, 21:19

yes i have but i cant put what it was on here

Gayle · 01-05-2007, 21:51

My Grandad once lost his false teeth in the sea whilst we were on holiday. He was swimming and they fell out. We all then spent the next half hour trying to feel for them along the sea bed with our feet. There were five of us who must have all looked quite daft as we were in a straight line pushing around with our feet.

We found them!

cashman · 01-05-2007, 22:14

yep me false teeth when i hit the water,coming down the Black Chute at butlins minehead, nearly drowned to boot, kids cracked up. they had to stop all kids coming down the 3 chutes until me knashers were recovered. MAJOR EMBARESSMENT.

Lampman · 02-05-2007, 11:19

Reminds me of an old RSM I used to work with he always brought a large pork pie wrapped in a cloth,he would delicately slice it into bite sized chunks.Then take his teeth out to eat it!
He once misplaced his teeth after a nights imbibing and found them in the fridge.

SPUGGIE J · 02-05-2007, 11:30

Dont have wallies so cant loose them but do lose the usual things on a regular basis keys bank cards important letters (blame recycling for that) socks money etc etc etc.

accymel · 02-05-2007, 11:32

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Originally Posted by cashman

yep me false teeth when i hit the water,coming down the Black Chute at butlins minehead, nearly drowned to boot, kids cracked up. they had to stop all kids coming down the 3 chutes until me knashers were recovered. MAJOR EMBARESSMENT.

pmsl now thats classic hehehehehehehehehe i can picture that hehehehehe

SPUGGIE J · 02-05-2007, 11:37

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Originally Posted by accymel

pmsl now thats classic hehehehehehehehehe i can picture that hehehehehe

Picture it I thought you would have liked to have been there to rub it in.

accymel · 02-05-2007, 11:39

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Picture it I thought you would have liked to have been there to rub it in.

dont think cashy would fancy me rubbing his teeth in

pmsl!!!! If i'd of been there i probably would of made pools of my own with laughter - sorry cashy but that really tickled me hehehehehehe

SPUGGIE J · 02-05-2007, 11:45

Shpould be a warning on the chutes end; "beware of objects that bite your bum" with a pic of some poor soul minus their wallies.

Cashy if you are gonna do it you do it in style 10/10

cashman · 02-05-2007, 14:38

the full story- i went up the steps intending to try the yellow chute first (easiest) when i got to the top, theres all these little kids- not 1 using yellow,all using the black chute. i couldnt forshame going on the yellow. so i got on my mat, and went down the black chute FACE DOWN not sitting, thinking i,ll show these brats, face hits water first- teeth go flying. that really showed em- i think not.

WillowTheWhisp · 02-05-2007, 14:45

What is it with all these people losing their teeth?

MargaretR · 02-05-2007, 15:29

The real ones drop out as you get old.
The false ones drop out unless you pay an arm and leg for really posh ones (should get mine sorted by July - will smile again then

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cashman · 02-05-2007, 16:25

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Originally Posted by [email protected]

The real ones drop out as you get old.
The false ones drop out unless you pay an arm and leg for really posh ones (should get mine sorted by July - will smile again then

)

me mate in spains just had 2 screw-ins done last month, 800 euro. hell whats a gobfull cost?