How thoughtfull men can be.

[Margaret Pilkington]

As I said...all heart...good job you aren't cabbages

[cashman]

True kindness personified, n still they nag.

[Retlaw]

You lot are the reason I never taught face ache how to use a computer, she would be getting ideas above her station off you lot.

Retlaw

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

You lot are the reason I never taught face ache how to use a computer, she would be getting ideas above her station off you lot.

Retlaw

Quite right Retlaw, she shouldn't have time for playing around on computers anyway.

[Margaret Pilkington]

I think this thread should be moved to anything goes.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Quite right Retlaw, she shouldn't have time for playing around on computers anyway.

A bit harsh in my opinion, I'm not against women being able to handle a computer 'carefully'.

Surely she should be encouraged to learn the correct way of cleaning the screen and how to hoover the biscuit crumbs from the difficult to reach nooks and crannies of a keyboard?

[mobertol]

Originally Posted by Less

A bit harsh in my opinion, I'm not against women being able to handle a computer 'carefully'.

Surely she should be encouraged to learn the correct way of cleaning the screen and how to hoover the biscuit crumbs from the difficult to reach nooks and crannies of a keyboard?

Sounds ike you're an expert on the nooks and crannies Less - what kind of biscuits though....?

[Less]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I think

Well there you go Margaret,

you think,

glad you got that off your chest....






Bless.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Thankyou for the blessing Less...I hope it was the Irish one.

[talentedbutslow]

The family couldn,t believe it when I bought the wife a chainsaw for Xmas one year.....well after all ..we did have some branches needed lopping....

[Eric]

Originally Posted by talentedbutslow

The family couldn,t believe it when I bought the wife a chainsaw for Xmas one year.....well after all ..we did have some branches needed lopping....

Can't believe your generosity ... I mean, a handsaw would have been cheaper ... and wrapped nicely, and placed near the tree would have made a great gift And then you would have cash left over for other little gifts, a new mop and pail for example

[cashman]

Originally Posted by talentedbutslow

The family couldn,t believe it when I bought the wife a chainsaw for Xmas one year.....well after all ..we did have some branches needed lopping....

Good man a chainsaw makes a much better cut,also much quicker so she won't get behind wi the cooking.

[Benipete]

[mobertol]

LOGAN, Utah ~ A Utah woman became very exasperated by her husband’s video game addiction, so she listed him for sale.

The spurned wife made good on her threat/promise by posting a classified ad on her local version of the online yard sale website. The ad, posted on the Logan, Utah section of Craigslist, read as follows;

“I am selling my 22 year old husband. He enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours, must have internet and space for gaming. If acceptable replacement is offered will trade.”

Perhaps some of you experts might give 22 yr old Kyle a few tips on how to keep his lady-wife happy....

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[Gordon Booth]

She obviously didn't appreciate how lucky she was!