Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction - Page 23

jaysay · 16-02-2011, 10:12

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Originally Posted by walkinman221

You wild and decadent person

Na he just decadant walkinman

Benipete · 16-02-2011, 10:28

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Well, I had to get to level 2 to get out the back window; unfortunately my foot slipped on the bog seat and got stuck in the U bend. Good job there were no turds in there (or at least I don't think there were).

Make your mind up you were either in there or you weren't

jaysay · 16-02-2011, 10:38

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Originally Posted by Benipete

Make your mind up you were either in there or you weren't

Brill Beni, coffee on keyboard again

Eric · 17-02-2011, 23:35

Maybe more councillors would come onto AccyWeb if someone put a bog in the chat room.

cashman · 17-02-2011, 23:42

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Originally Posted by Eric

Maybe more councillors would come onto AccyWeb if someone put a bog in the chat room.

only if it was next to someones cafe.

jaysay · 18-02-2011, 10:14

http://www.trabel.com/brussel/images/juliaant.jpg
Maybe this could be a monument to PB after he's gone

lancsdave · 22-02-2011, 09:27

Looks like the Tory master plan is working. Sufficient footfall drop for shops to close more often. We have now dropped from a 6 day week to a 5 day week and our neighbour who closed Wednesdays anyway has now decided to add Monday to the list. Another shop on the block already decided to close Monday & Wednesdays when this fiasco started.

I wonder if any local cafes have any vacancies for unemployed shop workers

accyman · 22-02-2011, 14:55

start a bouycot on the cafe to counteract the main point of the toilet closures .I bet most who read AW wont use that cafe now anyway now they realise they have been inconvinienced purely to put extra cash into the family kitty.ALegedly

i wonder how many buisnesses along peel street have to suffer before it is admitted this is a bad idea not only for the people who are effected but also how the town will look with even more emty shops in the heart of our town

heth · 22-02-2011, 14:58

I never have used it and never will after the comments the cafe owner put on here himself

accyman · 22-02-2011, 15:01

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Originally Posted by heth

I never have used it and never will after the comments the cafe owner put on here himself

i missed them but i hear they wernt too complimentary of the people of accrington

Ken Moss · 22-02-2011, 15:09

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Originally Posted by accyman

start a bouycot on the cafe to counteract the main point of the toilet closures .I bet most who read AW wont use that cafe now anyway now they realise they have been inconvinienced purely to put extra cash into the family kitty.ALegedly

i wonder how many buisnesses along peel street have to suffer before it is admitted this is a bad idea not only for the people who are effected but also how the town will look with even more emty shops in the heart of our town

I don't think we need to worry too much about that, every time I've been in there have barely been any customers in the cafe upstairs. The proprietor's own comments on this forum demonstrated true enough colours to recognise a father's influence and I have little desire to part with my money to someone whose use of the forum amounted simply to advertising and reporting back to daddy who was naughty and nice.

I'll stick to the two establishments downstairs.

heth · 22-02-2011, 15:14

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Originally Posted by accyman

i missed them but i hear they wernt too complimentary of the people of accrington

No I think he dug his own grave with us lot by the time he had finished!!

garinda · 22-02-2011, 15:39

Sometimes, when times are hard, businesses have to diversify.

Soup and a roll...of toilet paper.

Crispy Toilet Duck wraps.

Shish kebab, severed on a loo brush skewer.

Pan fried panty pad pancakes.

Just steer clear of the Smoothies.

accyman · 22-02-2011, 15:50

i ordered a burger at a cafe one time and the waitress stuck it under her armpit explaining that the heat of her body was thawing out the meat for it to be cooked

i told her to cancel my hot dog as well

Ken Moss · 26-02-2011, 10:10

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Originally Posted by Ken Moss

We're entering the endgame in an increasingly desperate electioneering campaign so expect to see some fairly wild claims of how well they're doing and generous cheques being handed out in the papers over the next two months.

Like I said earlier......

£800,000 on offer in this week's Leader's Column but £10k is just a bit too much to ask for.