Hyndburn's New Tourist Attraction - Page 3

Boeing Guy · 31-01-2011, 21:33

Sent as well

cashman · 31-01-2011, 21:54

job done.

Tealeaf · 31-01-2011, 22:21

Surely there should be no problem for bus drivers? Given their occupation, they should be covered under the ancient statutes of Waggoners Rights. So if they do need a pee, they can do so quite legally providing they do it against the front offside wheel.

I think if they want do do something else, they have to use the horse bag.

cashman · 31-01-2011, 22:23

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Surely there should be no problem for bus drivers? Given their occupation, they should be covered under the ancient statutes of Waggoners Rights. So if they do need a pee, they can do so quite legally providing they do it against the front offside wheel.

I think if they want do do something else, they have to use the horse bag.

Doubt it mate, was no "Indecent Exposure" in those days.

Tealeaf · 31-01-2011, 22:31

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Originally Posted by cashman

Doubt it mate, was no "Indecent Exposure" in those days.

No Health & Safety, either....still, I suppose it's worth a try.

MargaretR · 31-01-2011, 23:10

It is a money saving excercise that they are legally allowed to do, but it will reduce the number of people (especially older people with 'old bladders') visiting the town centre.

British Toilet Association: News from the BTA
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The previous government considered, but failed to implement, a proposal that provision of public toilets should be a statutory duty of local councils.

BERNADETTE · 01-02-2011, 00:15

Sent my complaint in, think the decision is ludicrous

Counted no fewer than a dozen people heading to the toilets in a very short space of time today. The sooner they are reopened on Monday's and Wednesday's the better IMHO

flashy · 01-02-2011, 00:24

what are they going to do with the loo's? turn them into another charity shop?

turn them into another phone shop? Phones 4 loo?

someone was telling me that one of the loo's in the Market Hall actually has a shower in it....WHY?

setayas · 01-02-2011, 01:04

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Surely there should be no problem for bus drivers? Given their occupation, they should be covered under the ancient statutes of Waggoners Rights. So if they do need a pee, they can do so quite legally providing they do it against the front offside wheel.

I think if they want do do something else, they have to use the horse bag.

The law allowing bus drivers to urinate on the rear offside wheel was revoked in the early nineties. The only reason we found out about it was when a driver was prosecuted and as part of his sentence, he was made to sign the sex offenders register.

Sent.

Mick · 01-02-2011, 06:45

Lancsdave nip out and order one of these put it in the shop and charge a £1 a time you will make a fortune.

Eric · 01-02-2011, 07:18

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Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia

Apply for a grant and call it community art......

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lancsdave · 01-02-2011, 09:25

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Originally Posted by flashy

what are they going to do with the loo's? turn them into another charity shop?

turn them into another phone shop? Phones 4 loo?

One of the points we are trying to make. It's bad enough trying to make a living here without another building being locked up even if it is only a loo.
This council is determined to make the town a ghetto.

flashy · 01-02-2011, 09:47

Roll on May hey

jaysay · 01-02-2011, 09:58

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Originally Posted by flashy

Roll on May hey

Why whats happening, is there an early carnival

Less · 01-02-2011, 10:10

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Originally Posted by flashy

someone was telling me that one of the loo's in the Market Hall actually has a shower in it....WHY?

De-contamination, if PB was unfortunate enough to find himself rubbing shoulders with the Hoi Polloi when taking a short cut through the market hall in his rush to have his piccy taken for the local rag he can nip in there and remove the risk of disease.

Rumour has it there is a secret door connected where he stores replacement disinfected suits and an incinerator to destroy what he was wearing.

Further rumour says that when a Council middle management official suggested that the heat generated could be used to warm the sports centre, he was never seen again!