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Old 14-12-2011, 11:37   #1
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Well the Posty has just arrived at my gaff, a few Xmas Cards and a huge padded envelope, Thinking that I hadn't order out, I was wondering what was in the little package. When I opened it I laughed so much I nearly passed my fags round, twas only from Conservative Central office with all kinds of bumph calendar, propaganda leaflets and a mock leather bound diary (check if it was for next year) the same diary which 20 years ago they were charging £3-50 for, seams nobody has told them I'm no longer a member, or is it a cunning plan to try and temped me back
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Old 14-12-2011, 11:58   #2
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Maybe Conservative HQ have been reading Accyweb and it's a thankyou for the party political broadcasts you post . ....ere I wonder if Margaret has got her's yet?

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Old 14-12-2011, 13:39   #3
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth Jay - you could always re-use the padded envelope.
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Old 14-12-2011, 13:50   #4
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Your lucky Jaysay I got just a hand delivered card from the Labour party very nice and thank-you Graham Jones .............just one thing can you tell the person who you got to deliver it to close the ruddy gate next time
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Old 14-12-2011, 14:57   #5
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stick it on ebay, it might just make the £3-50, if your very lucky,
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Old 14-12-2011, 19:16   #6
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Your lucky Jaysay I got just a hand delivered card from the Labour party very nice and thank-you Graham Jones .............just one thing can you tell the person who you got to deliver it to close the ruddy gate next time
Well funny you should mention that mick I haven't had my usual card from my local Labour Councillor yet, or for that matter my calendar from PB either, I'm sure they haven't been deliver yet or Rindi would have dragged the thread up for the 6th year on the trot
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Old 14-12-2011, 19:18   #7
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth Jay - you could always re-use the padded envelope.
I'm always very wary when I receive something like this from CCO, there's always an ulterior motive
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Old 14-12-2011, 21:19   #8
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once you sign up, you sign up for life. next they will all be round for tea and stickey buns
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Old 14-12-2011, 21:31   #9
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conservative central office have money to burn as donations from the banking industry rolls in
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Old 15-12-2011, 09:33   #10
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Has your bloody computer not got upper case on ya divvy
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Old 15-12-2011, 09:53   #11
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In the immortal words of Wayne Rooney,

"Once a Blue, Always a Blue!"

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Old 15-12-2011, 10:10   #12
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In the immortal words of Wayne Rooney,

"Once a Blue, Always a Blue!"

Ya but I'm never never never, join the reds mate believe me, it would mean rubbing shoulders with hypocrites and back stabbers
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Old 15-12-2011, 15:47   #13
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Ya but I'm never never never, join the reds mate believe me, it would mean rubbing shoulders with hypocrites and back stabbers
I always thought Jeffrey Archer, Geoffrey Howe, Neil Hamilton et al were Tories.
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Old 15-12-2011, 19:01   #14
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I always thought Jeffrey Archer, Geoffrey Howe, Neil Hamilton et al were Tories.
You should pay more attention, when we're talking about backstabbers on here, the reference is to our noble MP who stabbed the people who voted for him in the back on Europe, aided and abetted by his marry bunch on HBC, you get none out of ten for observation divvy
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Old 15-12-2011, 20:02   #15
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You should pay more attention, when we're talking about backstabbers on here, the reference is to our noble MP who stabbed the people who voted for him in the back on Europe, aided and abetted by his marry bunch on HBC, you get none out of ten for observation divvy
Yeh should pay more attention, after all yeh started this thread, which has sod all to do wi anyone on here only you. now who's a divvy?
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