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Old 25-02-2009, 18:57   #31
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, most women drivers, because most of em cant drive properly

noooooooooooooo panther!!!! now the men will think they are right and we cant be having that!
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noooooooooooooo panther!!!! now the men will think they are right and we cant be having that!
LOL, its TRUE, when im out in the car with me fella and someone cuts us up, you can bet ya life its a woman, they drive like they have a stick up there arse or summat...too stiff
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Id love to be a traffic cop too, I'd book all the divs who use mobiles, most women drivers, because most of em cant drive properly and taxi drivers!!, they think they own the bloody road!
Are you saying that dispite being able to and bragging about multi tasking skills women cant multi task in a car?
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Old 25-02-2009, 19:28   #34
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Are you saying that dispite being able to and bragging about multi tasking skills women cant multi task in a car?

i can multi task in a car..... i cant drive tho
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I would agree with many of the comments above, and include red light jumpers, and the people who dont indicate to change lanes or even to turn corners (including the police I have witnessed several times recently), I also agree that more serious crime is more important, but if you stop the nonchalant driving habits, it is easier to make people think twice about more serious crimes.
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Old 25-02-2009, 20:38   #36
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I give up! I'm off to Tim Hortons with eric, thats a grand cup of coffee is that!
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Drivers don't just use their mobiles to talk on I saw a driver the other day texting whilst driving. These might seem like minor offences but are the police going to wait till they cause an accident before they do something about it?
Its not as easy as you might think texting while driving, there is a real skill to it
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i would batter every junkie druggie scum wi my baton
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and thats not like a fish
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i would batter every junkie druggie scum wi my baton
i would put brake fluid in their heroin then sit back , watch and enjoy the show
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i would put brake fluid in their heroin then sit back , watch and enjoy the show
not much difference there..but they would die quicker
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not much difference there..but they would die quicker
actually if i wa sin charge for teh day i woudl take them door to door to every victim they mugged or robbed so that they coudl get a good kick in the nuts or whatever from everyone they made suffer

then injectthem with brake fluid
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Will antifreeze not work better?..
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Will antifreeze not work better?..
yeah but it woudlnt be as much fun at the cremation
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