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Old 20-09-2008, 16:27   #16
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I would not ask him anything - I would find a good lawyer and sue him
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Old 20-09-2008, 16:53   #17
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Ah right, Got you Katex.

Blimey, that guy's even pickier than I am!
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Old 20-09-2008, 16:55   #18
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I would ask why some people have to endure a life of suffering, be it through illness, natural disaster, constant war etc.
Maybe the Book of Job covers this one.
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Old 20-09-2008, 16:55   #19
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So your Holiness why, exactly, did you invent the daddy-long-legs?
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Old 20-09-2008, 16:58   #20
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So your Holiness why, exactly, did you invent the daddy-long-legs?
And while we are at it, the duck billed platypus
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Old 20-09-2008, 16:59   #21
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is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?
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Old 20-09-2008, 17:02   #22
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is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?

Nope... pregnancy is "punishment" for not using protection lol

Punishment for the whole apple thing.... is .... lust
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Old 20-09-2008, 19:13   #23
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is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?
Not pregnancy itself but definitely labour and giving birth!
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Old 20-09-2008, 19:26   #24
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labours not so bad...doesnt last as long *cough*45 mins *cough*
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Old 20-09-2008, 20:15   #25
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I'd ask if there really was an afterlife...

...but on second thoughts I'd be quite upset if he said no...

Do you think he'd answer your question honestly? Maybe we can make him swear on the bible
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is pregnancy a punishment for the whole apple thing?
No mention of an apple in the Bibleand the animals didn't go in to the Ark two by two
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Old 20-09-2008, 20:45   #27
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Sorry only just seen this thread, I will try and answer your questions soon
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Old 20-09-2008, 21:33   #28
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I heard someone ask a vicar this question once and the answer was that all these things are man made.
Good cop out that. I wonder where he got his proof, the Bible maybe.

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I understand that some illnesses are man made too but others are not.
Please explain which illnesses are man made? I thought the Bible say God made everything on earth. Does that not include bacteria and viruses? Come to think of it He made a pretty poor job when He made humans. Maybe we were a Monday morning race

I will ask you a question then Lilly, are Vicars good people?
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Old 20-09-2008, 21:40   #29
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I would ask 'why do we have two sets of teeth before we are ten when our second set would be more useful at fifty?'.

I also want to know why hair runs out of colour so soon!
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So your Holiness why, exactly, did you invent the daddy-long-legs?
My take on this would be....Why to flying rats in the guise of Pidgeons and Seagulls......Mosqitoe's and Wasps?
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