I'm Not Doing That! - Page 2

Margaret Pilkington · 31-03-2006, 19:51

Yeah, but it didn't put me off my food. Neither did working in theatre.

Tinkerbelle · 31-03-2006, 19:57

I'm not keen on any body fluids, but I've chaged enough little nappies and mopped enough accidents in the past. It was always the saying 'muck for luck' in our house.

The one body fluid I can't abide is snot, I can't even speak about it without wretching !! ewwww !! Kids with snotty candles coming from their noses!!! eww ....... OK enough I'm gonna puke !!

harwood red · 31-03-2006, 19:59

No stop it tinks, don't even imagine it... please... I said stop it.... not the candles especially when they are wizzed across the pavement... what about the real throaty one that comes up too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Margaret Pilkington · 31-03-2006, 20:02

I once looked after an old feller and he sort of expectorated a great green oyster, which he then threw at me......it went right down the neck of my uniform....my collar was well starched that day....my bra and underskirt too!

Margaret Pilkington · 31-03-2006, 20:02

you would both have been stuffed cleaning out the old pot sputum pots and scouring them with Vim.

harwood red · 31-03-2006, 20:05

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

you would both have been stuffed cleaning out the old pot sputum pots and scouring them with Vim.

No more marg... please... yeuk... where did this green come from????

Tinkerbelle · 31-03-2006, 20:06

OH PLEASE YOU TWO, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

slinky · 31-03-2006, 20:33

It must run in the family the phobia of SNOTT!!

I can do anything at work"" i have seen a lot of awful things...........REALLY awful things, but the only thing i can't do is clean snot or *phlegm* up..........OMG the other day a fella at work was covered in snot!! ( please wait...I'm going to puke)...........

But you see me and my friend who I work with most days have come to a good deal. She hates false teeth, and I don't do snot.......so I brush the teeth.....she cleans the snot.....hey presto.

And I'm sorry, but if i wasn't working with this girl......the little old people would have to lye in snot all day.

lettie · 01-04-2006, 07:44

Hehehe, nothing puts you off your dinner when you're in nursing. It's because we are always starving from running around like idiots, doing the work of 3 people. I can put up with snot, vomit, poo, blood and basically anything else that may emanate from the human body.

The 2 things that I can't stand............ They really make me want to wretch................ Dirty toe nails and dirty belly buttons. You would be amazed how many people do not wash inside their belly button... I'm not talking fluff here, I'm talking muck that you could grow spuds in........Disgusting!!!!!!

Margaret Pilkington · 01-04-2006, 13:07

Like you Lettie......I am not a bit fazed by body fluids......I don't even mind false teeth......but I can't do glass eyes.....they send me screaming off in the opposite direction. Fortunately I didn't come into contact with very many...and thank goodness I didn't do eyes in my training.

Tinkerbelle · 01-04-2006, 13:19

Right I'm not coming in this thread again

....... All this talk of snot and eyes OMG!!!!!!

Might has well go the whole hog and discuss surgery were they get the drills and saws on body joints !!!!!!

ENOUGH!!!!! lol!

grannyclaret · 01-04-2006, 13:21

Oh my god ,you lot have just reminded me of a poem we used to say as kids,,,, NOW SIT DOWN,with your sick pots to hand and i will begin
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slaver babba custard ,green snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye .
spread it on a butty nice and thick, and then swallow it down
with a cup of cold sick......
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did you like that,,,,what gross kids we must have been,,,