In Friday's Accrington Observer (9 December) - Page 2

SPUGGIE J · 09-12-2005, 17:53

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Originally Posted by Neil

What legislation is that?

It might just be for Scotland Neil but all smoking will have to be outside buildings from 2007. They aint happy at my work about it because it will be in all weathers. Have seen places that use the bicycle shed setup and it is loathed. The smokers feel they are being punished for their habit. Dont see them lobbing the hangover brigade outside when the stale alcohol smell makes us feel sick (of which we have a few regulars).

garinda · 10-12-2005, 00:16

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

That is horrific. Can you imagine the reaction of their grandchildren? Yuk! The simple fact is that this Civil Partnership Act amounts to no more than state-subsidised sodomy. Is it any wonder that there is no longer any respect for authority and anarchy prevails on the streets?

Can lesbians commit sodomy?

Your obsessed with buggery man.

God knows what Freud would have made of you.

Well I do actually, he'd put it down to deep seated sexual confussion.

chav1 · 10-12-2005, 00:20

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Originally Posted by garinda

Can lesbians commit sodomy?

i believe there items that can be worn to permit this

garinda · 10-12-2005, 00:22

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Originally Posted by chav1

i believe there items that can be worn to permit this

Oh yes, it's all coming back from when I managed Scotland's largest adult superstore.

chav1 · 10-12-2005, 00:28

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Originally Posted by garinda

Oh yes, it's all coming back from when I managed Scotland's largest adult superstore.

realy ..?

and what did you manage to do with it exactly

garinda · 10-12-2005, 00:30

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Originally Posted by chav1

realy ..?

and what did you manage to do with it exactly

Made sure that nice girls from Edinburgh weren't chaffed with their strap-ons.

Neil · 10-12-2005, 06:58

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Originally Posted by garinda

Can lesbians commit sodomy?

Yes. DVD through your letterbox this evening mate

vitty · 12-12-2005, 02:33

Thanks for the feedback on the civil partnership story.

It appears Lancashire County Council won't tell us who the couples are in order to protect their safety.

However, we will strive to cover the first ceremony in Accrington in the next couple of weeks.

Also, I was only following the boss's orders with speaking to the vicar.

lettie · 12-12-2005, 07:20

Heheheh, this is what I've noticed in the last few weeks..

11/11/05 headline Eid parade 'terror chiefs' spark fury

25/11/05 headline Power cuts spark anger

9/12/05 headline Mum's death sparks probe..

There's a hell of a lot of sparking going on at the AO. Can you please come up with a different word for the headline this week? As fond as I am of Sparks, this is getting a little too repetitive...

SPUGGIE J · 12-12-2005, 09:56

Sparks better whatch hiself or he will get a name as a trouble maker.

vitty · 12-12-2005, 14:13

Good point, actually..it does appear a little bit rusty using the same words.