International Men's Day - Page 2

accyman · 20-11-2011, 11:36

international mens day..?

next we will be having periods

can keep yer mamby pamby rubbish thanx

im all for raising awareness to all illneses either male or female ones but despite magazines best efforts to get us men folk to get in touch with our emotions and excessive over the top mens products most of us have managed to fight off castration .

Are there actually any days left where we arnt supposed to be aware of something,donate something or celibrate some religous event or other ?

When i grow up i wantto be as grumpy as less

Less · 20-11-2011, 11:40

What a lot of ungrateful blokes we have on here, we have been allowed a whole day to ourselves and you waste it.
I can tell you that I used the day to check out my testicles for any lumps or growths.
Not much differrent to a none international day for men really,
After all I'm a fella, we are always fiddling with our bollocks we don't need a special day for it.

Tealeaf · 20-11-2011, 11:42

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Originally Posted by accyman

Are there actually any days left where we arnt supposed to be aware of something,donate something or celibrate some religous event or other ?

We'll be celebrating this in three months time:

Kashmir Solidarity Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

jaysay · 20-11-2011, 11:45

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Originally Posted by Less

What a lot of ungrateful blokes we have on here, we have been allowed a whole day to ourselves and you waste it.
I can tell you that I used the day to check out my testicles for any lumps or growths.
Not much differrent to a none international day for men really,
After all I'm a fella, we are always fiddling with our bollocks we don't need a special day for it.

Priceless

jaysay · 20-11-2011, 11:48

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

We'll be celebrating this in three months time:

Kashmir Solidarity Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ya they'll be closing the town centre for an open air prayer meeting, bring your own mat

MargaretR · 20-11-2011, 12:45

I married 2 'international' men.
The first was half welsh, the second, half italian.
I don't recommend international men as husbands.

mobertol · 20-11-2011, 13:32

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

I married 2 'international' men.
The first was half welsh, the second, half italian.
I don't recommend international men as husbands.

Pedigree is always better Margaret - especially if they have a certificate of authenticity showing their breeding line!

accyman · 20-11-2011, 15:27

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Originally Posted by mobertol

Pedigree is always better Margaret - especially if they have a certificate of authenticity showing their breeding line!

just checked my testies and they have MADE IN HONG KONG tattooed on the underneath

Although i have just found out i dont have testicualr cancer it appears i am a knock off britt

mobertol · 20-11-2011, 15:57

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Originally Posted by accyman

just checked my testies and they have MADE IN HONG KONG tattooed on the underneath

Although i have just found out i dont have testicualr cancer it appears i am a knock off britt

The stork was way off it's flight path with you then!

Just because I'm nosey and like to be precise -how did you manage to see underneath, or did you get someone else to check.

I think the idea was getting you guys to check out your prostates -if you need a hand (or index finger!)...

Less · 20-11-2011, 16:02

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Originally Posted by mobertol

I think the idea was getting you guys to check out your prostates -if you need a hand (or index finger!)...

That is a task I am willing to leave to my Doctor, so long as when told to assume the position I hear the twang of him putting on a glove I know that it isn't a social call.

accyman · 20-11-2011, 16:04

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Originally Posted by mobertol

The stork was way off it's flight path with you then!

Just because I'm nosey and like to be precise -how did you manage to see underneath, or did you get someone else to check.

I think the idea was getting you guys to check out your prostates -if you need a hand (or index finger!)...

broom handle and a periscope..

regarding both

mobertol · 20-11-2011, 16:15

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Originally Posted by accyman

broom handle and a periscope..

regarding both

Lol! Karma to you for that one -needed a laugh!

mobertol · 20-11-2011, 16:17

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Originally Posted by Less

That is a task I am willing to leave to my Doctor, so long as when told to assume the position I hear the twang of him putting on a glove I know that it isn't a social call.

Use the disposable ones myself Less, very useful for a range of tasks...

Mine are a fetching "smurf blue" colour...

jaysay · 20-11-2011, 18:27

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

I married 2 'international' men.
The first was half welsh, the second, half italian.
I don't recommend international men as husbands.

No Margaret more like Long Suffering

wallop79 · 20-11-2011, 18:45

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Originally Posted by accyman

just checked my testies and they have MADE IN HONG KONG tattooed on the underneath

Although i have just found out i dont have testicualr cancer it appears i am a knock off britt

There's only you brave enough to check yer testicles !!!