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Old 09-04-2005, 06:21   #46
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Re: Inults

Winston Churchill of Clement Attlee: "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
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Old 09-04-2005, 08:16   #47
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Re: Inults

Quote:
Originally Posted by pendy
"Sir, I am unsure whether you will die on the scaffold or of the pox!"

Response? -

"That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your Lordship's morals, or your Lordship's mistress!"

Nice one!
That was between the Earl of Sandwich and John Wilkes.

I love this one:


"She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious."
(Somerset Maugham but no idea who he was talking about
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Old 09-04-2005, 13:59   #48
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Are your parents siblings?
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Old 09-04-2005, 14:00   #49
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Old 09-04-2005, 14:04   #50
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Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
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Old 09-04-2005, 14:07   #51
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You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
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Old 09-04-2005, 18:04   #52
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Panther I love that last one......gave me a real giggle. I will be using that from now on!
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