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What’s your favourite insult or put-down? A couple of my favourites are political ones.
As Disraeli said of Gladstone “The man is like a telescope. You can pull him apart and see straight through him.” Or there’s the exchange between Churchill and Bessie Braddock. “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk.” “You madam are ugly. I shall be sober tomorrow.”
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Last edited by yerself; 07-04-2005 at 14:47. |
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07-04-2005, 14:21
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Re: Inults
Madam, until you entered, there was light at the end of the tunnel.
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07-04-2005, 14:31
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Re: Inults
Oliver Herford – A General Observation of the female mind.
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often".
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07-04-2005, 14:49
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Re: Inults
Sorry always me theat lowers the tone but I like these
 lol!Your as much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition Your about as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
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Re: Insults
Quote:
Or an astronaut's suit.
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07-04-2005, 14:59
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Re: Inults
perhaps when i loose the use of my right hand i may consider going out with your friend
are you naturaly stupid or are you just doing it to wind me up even god made mistakes your living proof af that if walls could talk they would ask you to leave the room your so ugly when you were born the midwife slapped your mother Last edited by chav1; 07-04-2005 at 15:07. |
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Re: Insults
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LMAO!! Another one that I like I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Madam, Every woman has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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07-04-2005, 15:09
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Re: Inults
hmm heres one to use for the police when caught speeding
police officer - ive been waiting here all day to catch speeders yerself - thats why i got here as fast as i could officer |
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07-04-2005, 15:14
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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say when.
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07-04-2005, 15:16
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Re: Inults
does it not smell having your a$$hole only 2cm under your nose
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07-04-2005, 15:19
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its simply a case of mind over matter
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