Inventions - Page 3

luke orourke 1988 · 02-03-2005, 16:45

you mean you want to make a film, of a car, carrying a washing line around accy.now im confused

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

My invention in action.

Tealeaf · 02-03-2005, 16:49

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Originally Posted by luke orourke 1988

you mean you want to make a film, of a car, carrying a washing line around accy.now im confused

Yeah. Why not? If Eastwood can win a couple of Oscars for some tale of a lass in a boxing ring, then I can't see the problem of making a film about mobile washing lines.

mez · 02-03-2005, 17:18

has anyone thought of inventing something that doesnt effect people that have allergies (such as me ) i cant have smellie candles, plug ins ambi pur puts me out of action for at least a week, its pure perfume, hence the fact I CANT WEAR PERFUME, hence the fact that im always bad after an acc web meet, perfume girls, after shave men, but it dont stop me give me a couple of days back on my feet. yes i have an invention for you, even black & decker have seen it, but costs to much to develop, aaaaaa well. things are wot they are .i could have been rich .

garinda · 02-03-2005, 17:23

Your keeping it under your hat Mez? Give us a bit of a clue, what did Black & Decker see & we'll guess!

mez · 02-03-2005, 17:25

sorry cannot tell it is under the patent laws its illegal for me to say just wish i could find a cheaper way of doing it thats all its brill
SORRY FOLKS

Tealeaf · 02-03-2005, 17:26

Mez's invention is a cappocinno maker which is stuck on the end of a Black and Decker power drill.

garinda · 02-03-2005, 17:27

Excellent go Mez!
You'll be in the Hall of Fame when it takes off!

Doug · 02-03-2005, 17:28

[QUOTE=mez]has anyone thought of inventing something that doesnt effect people that have allergies (such as me ) i cant have smellie candles, plug ins ambi pur puts me out of action for at least a week, its pure perfume, hence the fact I CANT WEAR PERFUME, hence the fact that im always bad after an acc web meet, perfume girls, after shave men, but it dont stop me give me a couple of days back on my feet.[QUOTE]

I wish I'd have known Mez. The next I come I won't put anything on.

garinda · 02-03-2005, 17:29

Doug you better put something on. lt'll still be chilly.

WillowTheWhisp · 02-03-2005, 17:30

First time I read your invention Tea I thought you meant the poles sticking out sideways! (yes, alright I know, don't say it!) I was wondering how you were going to drive round Accy without poking every other car and pedestrian.

mez · 02-03-2005, 17:34

PLEASE WEAR YOUR CLOTHES // he he he, no its just something people dont think about, but REALLY something I have to live with, would never inflict it on anyone else by saying , whimpishly ooooooo please dont wear any perfume/ aftershave cos im coming out with you to-night, i love the smell of diff perfumes& such, but sadly i cant wear, my cross no-one elses
im still alive & kicking kids dont worry

Doug · 02-03-2005, 17:47

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Originally Posted by mez

PLEASE WEAR YOUR CLOTHES // he he he, no its just something people dont think about, but REALLY something I have to live with, would never inflict it on anyone else by saying , whimpishly ooooooo please dont wear any perfume/ aftershave cos im coming out with you to-night, i love the smell of diff perfumes& such, but sadly i cant wear, my cross no-one elses
im still alive & kicking kids dont worry

I'll have you know I had a beautiful body. Until she left me for someone else. I know what you mean Mez. My problem is I where so much of the stuff, I would normally use a lynx body spray and the coat myself in 1881. It must be terrible for someone with allergies. How do you feel about Coal Tar soap.

mez · 02-03-2005, 17:50

HATE THE DAMM STUFF nothing like chanel no;5 or my fav amaris or samsara i love perfume/ after shave
just suffer day after
ha ha ha , no one please worry , ( god wish id never mentioned it now )

Margaret Pilkington · 02-03-2005, 18:53

I would like someone to invent a toilet seat that puts itself down after a chap has been to the toilet.
And a toilet that would give a chap just a teensy electric shock if he peed on the floor.
I hate cleaning round the base of the toilet where all the pee splashes are!

Doug · 02-03-2005, 19:22

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I would like someone to invent a toilet seat that puts itself down after a chap has been to the toilet.
And a toilet that would give a chap just a teensy electric shock if he peed on the floor.
I hate cleaning round the base of the toilet where all the pee splashes are!

I bet your chap is really looking forward to the next accyweb meet lol.

We men don't pee on the floor;

after all we have had years of practise. Have you ever thought that it maybe you ladies?

If you look there’s a wee gap between the seat and the porcelain, are the lights on ladies, are you getting my drift? After all we’re the one’s that end up wiggling our toes in it in the mornings.

Its you lot peeing horizontally instead of vertically…lol.

Why would a man need something to put the loo seat down?

We already have something that does that?