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Old 10-06-2011, 20:22   #1
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is accy ready for a zombie attack

leicester isnt lol BBC News - Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack
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Old 10-06-2011, 20:43   #2
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Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack

Personally, I blame the Tory cuts.
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Old 10-06-2011, 20:48   #3
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Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack

Think we need to look closer to home. Accyweb wasn't prepared and we got Bee
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Old 10-06-2011, 20:55   #4
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Oh deary, deary me ! Next thing you know it'll be Vampires & Weird Wolves, being anti social & hanging round in gangs on street corners of an evenin' terrorising the locals & just generally being a bit of a nuisance tsk ! Place has gone to the Dogs I tell ya.
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Old 10-06-2011, 21:01   #5
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Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack

i always thought it was ... especially on the certain days certain members of accyweb leave the research centre .....
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Old 10-06-2011, 21:10   #6
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i always thought it was ... especially on the certain days certain members of accyweb leave the research centre .....
Ah ! I see where you're coming from Shill & I see the confusion, shambling along, mumbling incoherently, lurching into passers by & the urge to chomp down on a juicy dribbling meaty Kebab, yeah pretty close really.
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Old 10-06-2011, 21:55   #7
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Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack

Where do you think the zombies come from? The nether regions of Eastern Europe, that's where. This is what happens when you join the EU and relax your border controls. Zombies, go home!
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Old 10-06-2011, 22:04   #8
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Where do you think the zombies come from?
Lancaster University.
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Old 10-06-2011, 22:07   #9
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Lancaster University.
I would have said Accy town hall up until the last election maybe
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:45   #10
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Re: is accy ready for a zombie attack

You may laugh now, but its no laughing matter. The prestigious CDC in Atlanta USA have this to say about Zombie's
CDC - Blogs - Public Health Matters Blog – Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
and you might wish to purchase this book:
Amazon.com: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead (9781400049622): Max Brooks: Books
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:51   #11
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I would have said Accy town hall up until the last election maybe
Unfortunately staff at the town hall haven't changed walkinman its scaitcliffe house were the changes were made
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Old 11-06-2011, 09:00   #12
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The definition of zombie
Zombie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"is a term used to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli."

That can apply to a sizeable portion of the population -
...brainwashed by subliminal messages from TV
...having pineal glands calcified by fluoride

Those are the sort of people who go on the rampage in panic at times of natural disasters, because their robotic lifestyles are interrupted.
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Old 11-06-2011, 09:04   #13
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The definition of zombie
Zombie - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"is a term used to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli."

That can apply to a sizeable portion of the population -
...brainwashed by subliminal messages from TV
...having pineal glands calcified by fluoride

Those are the sort of people who go on the rampage in panic at times of natural disasters, because their robotic lifestyles are interrupted.
That's probably the best description of Bee that's been posted on here to date
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Old 11-06-2011, 12:23   #14
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You may laugh now, but its no laughing matter. The prestigious CDC in Atlanta USA have this to say...
The population's awareness of zombies is a good way for disease control organisations to illustrate how easily transmitted, deadly diseases can quickly become a pandemic.

Unfortunately, "destroying the brain" is really not the approved form of treatment for ebola zaire or similar
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Old 11-06-2011, 13:35   #15
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The population's awareness of zombies is a good way for disease control organisations to illustrate how easily transmitted, deadly diseases can quickly become a pandemic.

Unfortunately, "destroying the brain" is really not the approved form of treatment for ebola zaire or similar
Hey I don't know Studio, seems to work on here mate
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