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22-03-2012, 11:46
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Is The Party Over?
Scientists want to ban helium balloons at parties as they claim there is a shortage of the gas for experiments:-
m.guardian.co.uk Whatever am I going to do? Without helium balloons to blame folk will discover that the irritating squeeky voice they hear is actually my own, and not the result of breathing in the inert gas from these balloons! 
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22-03-2012, 22:20
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Re: Is The Party Over?
Start a thread called 'Why I love the EU' or 'Immigrant hermaphrodite benefit claimants' and the hot air generated will soon fill those balloons.
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24-03-2012, 22:18
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Re: Is The Party Over?
How is Joe Pasquale going to survive?
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25-03-2012, 07:54
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Re: Is The Party Over?
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25-03-2012, 09:30
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Re: Is The Party Over?
Where will it all end?
Scientists will soon be demanding a ban on people keeping monkeys and rabbits. As there aren't enough of them to put make-up on, and give them little ciggies to chain-smoke.
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