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Old 22-03-2012, 11:46   #1
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Is The Party Over?

Scientists want to ban helium balloons at parties as they claim there is a shortage of the gas for experiments:-

m.guardian.co.uk

Whatever am I going to do?
Without helium balloons to blame folk will discover that the irritating squeeky voice they hear is actually my own, and not the result of breathing in the inert gas from these balloons!

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Old 22-03-2012, 22:20   #2
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Re: Is The Party Over?

Start a thread called 'Why I love the EU' or 'Immigrant hermaphrodite benefit claimants' and the hot air generated will soon fill those balloons.
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Old 24-03-2012, 22:18   #3
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Re: Is The Party Over?

How is Joe Pasquale going to survive?
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Old 25-03-2012, 07:54   #4
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Re: Is The Party Over?

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How is Joe Pasquale going to survive?
Which is he? The helium breather or the immigrant hermaphrodite benefit claimant?
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Old 25-03-2012, 09:30   #5
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Re: Is The Party Over?

Where will it all end?

Scientists will soon be demanding a ban on people keeping monkeys and rabbits.

As there aren't enough of them to put make-up on, and give them little ciggies to chain-smoke.
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Old 25-03-2012, 09:38   #6
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Re: Is The Party Over?

Well its all smoke and mirrors to me
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