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Old 04-02-2007, 16:32   #1
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Just had a quick shuftie at some of the story headlines in those tatty womens mags the wife reads,and was wondering if it's why the female of the species can be such a strange bunch.Examples..LAP DANCE PUNCH UP,i was too saucy for the social club MY MANS SCARED OF GRANNIES,MY FATHER BEAT ME FOR BIENG BLIND,MY MR FIX IT PUT 46 STAPLES IN MY HEAD,EXPLODING BOOBS OF DOOM,HIS TINY TODGER TURNED MY GIRLS FELLA INTO A KILLER,SANTA STOLE MY SON,RAPED BY MY HUSBANDS GHOST,TRAIN YOUR MAN LIKE A DOG.......and thats only this weeks.God help us.
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and was wondering if it's why the female of the species can be such a strange bunch.
Stop trying to find excuses for them, it's been going on since Eve were a lass
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Compare those mags to the Daily Sport/Sun/Star & you'll see why the majority of people in Britain are complete idiots.
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Just had a quick shuftie at some of the story headlines in those tatty womens mags the wife reads,and was wondering if it's why the female of the species can be such a strange bunch.Examples..LAP DANCE PUNCH UP,i was too saucy for the social club MY MANS SCARED OF GRANNIES,MY FATHER BEAT ME FOR BIENG BLIND,MY MR FIX IT PUT 46 STAPLES IN MY HEAD,EXPLODING BOOBS OF DOOM,HIS TINY TODGER TURNED MY GIRLS FELLA INTO A KILLER,SANTA STOLE MY SON,RAPED BY MY HUSBANDS GHOST,TRAIN YOUR MAN LIKE A DOG.......and thats only this weeks.God help us.


lol was that last weeks thats life by any chance?
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i think those magazines are read by halfwits as a come down after watching morning tv like jeremy kyle and trishia
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and take a break-your behind maxwell,been another since lol
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*note to self...remember to put a girlie mag on the coffee table next time chav comes round*
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lol was that last weeks thats life by any chance?
It's there amongst them.Can you read this tat & watch TV at the same time as well
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yes maxy its called multi-tasking, us women are good at that
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and take a break-your behind maxwell,been another since lol
Hang on,i've just been cleaning the boudoire,ther's loads of 'em.She seems to start another before finishing the previous.Should i sleep with one eye open at night
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well its a good job she aint reading 'murder in mind' then aint it
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*note to self...remember to put a girlie mag on the coffee table next time chav comes round*
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Hang on,i've just been cleaning the boudoire,ther's loads of 'em.She seems to start another before finishing the previous.Should i sleep with one eye open at night

i think they are left there for you to use as loo roll , i dont recomend it though because its shiney backed paper and you know how rizzle loo roll used to ........................., well lets just say smears
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i think they are left there for you to use as loo roll , i dont recomend it though because its shiney backed paper and you know how rizzle loo roll used to ........................., well lets just say smears
Come on Chav,i know thats all it's really of any use for,but i do appreciate my double layered quilted Charmin/Andrex first thing in the morn.Mind you with all the crap on the pages of those "mags",i thought they'd already been used
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