Its here at last chaps

[BERNADETTE]

Originally Posted by Benipete

Wasn't that bad really,she was quite happy preening herself in the mirror,dancing in the moonlight,new sandpaper every other day,water millet and a cuttle fish.

You swine

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by katex

Spot on Lilly, skin is skin .. no matter what sex. Nothing wrong with moisturiser ... saves those patches of dry skin on yer fella.

Men get dry lips too .. so use the lip balm please so no cut lips during kissing sessions . LOL.

Please use antiperspirants (not true about natural body smells, honest) and how do you expect us to find delectable lips with full beards .. really ...

Don't go along with eye shadows and mascara for men though ... might take a little longer, even though you supposed to be the peacock of the species.

Please keep yer toe nails cut and hard skin removed too ... oh, and wash hair more often, clip nostril hairs and ear hairs ... small things like this are off putting to us opposite sex.

Good grief kate, are you psychic, you could just be describing me there, I only have on drawback, draggng the iron lung round with me

[Eric]

Originally Posted by cashman

true, Clean is Clean ya don't have to look like a big nancy or smell like a turkish brothel to achieve it.

And what does a Turkish brothel smell like? With all your experience of these places, maybe you could enlighten us