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Old 06-10-2005, 15:05   #1
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A CHRISTIAN charity is sending a film on the Christmas story to all 26,000 primary schools in Britain after hearing of a young boy who asked his teacher why Mary and Joseph named their baby after a swear word.
The Breakout Trust raised 200,000 pounds to make the 30-minute animated film It's a Boy, with the voices of Joe Pasquale, Cannon and Ball, and Steven Berkoff, and music from Sir Cliff Richard.
It tells the story of Jesus's birth through the eyes of three quails.
All primary schools in the UK will receive a free copy and a teaching pack.

Cannon & Ball + Joe Pasquale ????
Whats the first question the teachers going to get, Whats a quail?
About 3.50 a lb at Sainsburys.

If you think its a joke...
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Old 06-10-2005, 15:10   #2
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pmsl i love it that the fact the children are so innocent and asked as to why jesus was named after a swear word! bless them!
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Old 06-10-2005, 15:40   #3
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Pmsl the things kids say LOL awwww u reminded me of that comic duo i used to love soooo much Cannon & Ball they should make a main come back ....Rock on Tommy!!! hey they wont be saying rock on jesus will they??? mmmmmmm
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Old 06-10-2005, 15:44   #4
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There will be eruptions from some quaters over this and it dosnt take a genius to work were from. Considering he is considered a profit by some this could be intresting.
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Old 06-10-2005, 20:07   #5
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I think a lot of children wont be told about Jesus, more and more people dont believe these days, its perhaps a good thing schools mention it then the child can eventually make its own mind up.
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Old 07-10-2005, 08:22   #6
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I have always wanted to know what the H stands for in Jesus H Christ, anyone know?
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Old 07-10-2005, 08:49   #7
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I have always wanted to know what the H stands for in Jesus H Christ, anyone know?
Holy?

How long do you suppose it will be before the P.C. brigade have it banned because it's not fair to none christians?



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Old 07-10-2005, 12:01   #8
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I've met socially two of the people doing the voice overs in most unchristian type places.
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:53   #9
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Holy?

How long do you suppose it will be before the P.C. brigade have it banned because it's not fair to none christians?



Come on Gayle,
Get the accy web nativity organised,
(thinking about it no chance, we'll never find a virgin around here).


Sorry to butt in Gayle, but I have to give you this casing list!!!

Gayle.................Producer & Narrator
garinda .............the Donkey
Neil....................King Herod
Romps...............Cow
Slinky................Mary
Emily.................Bwyan..........er I mean baby Jesus
Mick..................Joseph
Staggers..........Helllllllllllloooo .........'The Inn Keeper'
Tinky................Angel Gaberielle.............she's got the wings for it.
Roy, Chav, Sparkologist.....3 Wise monkeys.........sorry men!!
Lettie, Grego,Sarah............Angels
Mez.................The Star
Ginger,MT Ed, Wingy......Sheperds
Sheep.............dunno got loads of cotton wool tho!!!
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:58   #10
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Thank gawd im not on list i get to laugh at you all lmao!!!!!!
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Old 07-10-2005, 13:04   #11
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Thank gawd im not on list i get to laugh at you all lmao!!!!!!
your making the headresses for the angels so you'd better get plenty of wire hangers off of aunty Ethel Austin and dig out your tinsel hun!!!

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Old 07-10-2005, 13:06   #12
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Pmsl Romps you are very brave entrusting me to that job.......you haven't seen my art & craft ability
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