Kids who'd have them!!!!! - Page 3

Neil · 04-07-2005, 22:30

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

"MUM THERE'S A REALLY FAT LADY AT THE DOOR FOR YOU!"

Was she really really fat ?

cashman · 04-07-2005, 22:50

when my lad was about 5 we were stood at the bustop,in the queue was a man with half his face covered with a dark red birthmark, my lad who is now 32 pointed at the poor guy and said to him HEY MISTER WHATS THAT ? ive always reckoned im very hard to embarass but i wished the ground could have swallowed me up lol

Debbie J · 05-07-2005, 11:02

My then 4 year old son (now 21) & i were sat in Asda foyer waiting for the free bus. There was a small old lady also waiting he kept looking at her & looking away then back again. All of a sudden the lady put her hand to her face at which point he piped up "ooh your hands like your face all wrinkled & crinkled" To which she very nicely replied 'you could be like me one day' We were both gobsmacked when he said "I hope I'm dead first" I really did want the ground to open up and swallow me.

Debbie J · 05-07-2005, 11:09

Another embarassing moment was when my youngest was 3. We go to stockcar meetings cheer our favorite drivers and boo those we don't like. One day I was carrying him round the pits he was looking behind me. He suddenly started shouting 'Boo Smithy' & kept repeating it I told him that was enough but he wouldn't stop. You've guessed it Smithy was about a foot behind us & my little 'un had recognised him. My other half shot off leaving me stood there feeling really guilty and Smithy laughing.

harwood red · 05-07-2005, 11:58

when mine were little they had these explorers belts that had things attached to it like test tube, magnifying glass, tweezers etc. One day they went out "exploring" to the spare land down the side of our house and when I went out 5 mins later found they'd gone a bit further than they should have but could still see them so I shouted for them to come in and the youngest came back with a big smile on his face and proudly presented me with his test tube and said loudly "I've found a big balloon". Funny balloon it was a used condom!! Try explaining to a 5 year old why he can't blow it up

MUMMIBOO · 05-07-2005, 12:18

Just this morning my little girl (5) said to me oh mum we will have to get you a denim jacket then we can all wear one, ( i had put both my son and daughter in them for school).

Then my boy (4) piped up yeah we will get you a big one i said thanks for that jack he said well you are alot fatter because of all the babies you have had!!

Yeah all 2 of them, they certainly know how to make you feel better.

fireman · 05-07-2005, 17:42

My grandaughter tonight anounced thet "school mashed potatoes are horrible, they don't have those nice lumps in like yours do mummy".............

slinky · 05-07-2005, 17:46

Last week we were on holiday. There was activities for the kids to do during the day to keep them out of our hair.
This one day I was reading through the activities when I saw fencing. I asked the children if they would like to go fencing, the youngest piped up and said '' mum I dont want to know how to build a fence, can I do something else??''
Well me and his dad were in stitches and he just stood there looking at us like we had grown another head. When I explained what it really was he jumped at the chance lmao!!

MUMMIBOO · 06-07-2005, 08:41

I was asking my boy jack, if he will look after me when i get old he said yes and then he piped up but if ive got a girlfriend i won't.

charming!!!!

Debbie J · 06-07-2005, 10:08

My 7 year old says he's never leaving home! when I asked him what he would do if he got married he said 'she can live with you as well and you can teach her to cook' aah bless

fireman · 11-07-2005, 09:07

Teenage grandaughter came downstairs for a date, wearing a very sheer blouse and no bra. Granny had a fit and says Don't go out like that. Teenager says Loosen up granny these are modern times you got to let your buds show,and out she goes. Next day teenager comes down stairs and finds granny sitting topless. Teenager wants to die, and explains she has friends coming over and that it is not appropriate. Granny says ,Loosen up sweetie if you can show off your rose buds then I can display my hanging baskets................