Lap Dance Club - Page 22

katex · 15-10-2011, 22:49

Ya' know ... I have been watching this incredulous new venture into Accrington with bewilderment ... am waiting any time for the monkey to pop up and assure me 'Just Kiddin' :

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cashman · 15-10-2011, 23:01

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Originally Posted by katex

Ya' know ... I have been watching this incredulous new venture into Accrington with bewilderment ... am waiting any time for the monkey to pop up and assure me 'Just Kiddin' :

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have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?

Wynonie Harris · 15-10-2011, 23:13

Twenty quid an hour plus tips, bring your own costume.

katex · 15-10-2011, 23:15

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Originally Posted by cashman

have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?

Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?

cashman · 15-10-2011, 23:22

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Originally Posted by katex

Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?

Well chuck,if yeh walk around accy as often as i do, perhaps it aint as daft as it it seems.

jaysay · 16-10-2011, 09:42

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the boisterous ones should get their bottom smacked, mind you there may be an extra charge for that

No Dave they get that at the lapdance club

jaysay · 16-10-2011, 09:44

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Originally Posted by cashman

have yeh applied fer any vacancies kate or what?

That was going to be my question for Kate too cashy, great minds (or sumat) think alike

jaysay · 16-10-2011, 09:47

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Originally Posted by katex

Don't be daft... my boobs well heading South now. Mind you, perhaps they could have special themed matinees for the Over 65's (are kinky people out there) Business will be slow during the week. Could serve tea and scones ?

Save me a front row seat on wednesdays please Kate

er will there be a lift to the first floor

Tealeaf · 18-10-2011, 18:35

The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.

Anyway, does anyone know if Eye Candy - for that is to be the name of the said establishment - will be doing Burka nights for the BEMs?

jaysay · 18-10-2011, 18:49

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.

Anyway, does anyone know if Eye Candy - for that is to be the name of the said establishment - will be doing Burka nights for the BEMs?

I'm sure there well Tealeaf there's no discrimination in Hyndburn

Tealeaf · 18-10-2011, 18:59

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Originally Posted by jaysay

I'm sure there well Tealeaf there's no discrimination in Hyndburn

So they'll be having gay nights as well?

garinda · 18-10-2011, 20:55

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So they'll be having gay nights as well?

Yes, lesbians get free entry before eight on Tuesdays.

garinda · 18-10-2011, 20:57

I do believe someone did open a titty bar for gay men, but it never really took off.

jaysay · 19-10-2011, 09:04

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I do believe someone did open a titty bar for gay men, but it never really took off.

Bet it did a belly flop

MargaretR · 11-11-2011, 10:40

There is an article in the Guardian today reviewing a book in which the dancers reveal 'their side of the story'
The truth about life as a lap-dancer | Life and style | The Guardian

It sounds rather 'seedy'