Lap Dance Club - Page 25

garinda · 12-11-2011, 16:38

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Originally Posted by jaysay

well the good lord had 12 of um

What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

walkinman221 · 12-11-2011, 19:32

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

I think Accy should think itself licky

Is that a Freudian slip?

considering the thread subject

Tealeaf · 13-11-2011, 00:38

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Originally Posted by walkinman221

Is that a Freudian slip?

considering the thread subject

Licky or lucky - it makes no difference in the context.

garinda · 13-11-2011, 00:56

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Licky or lucky - it makes no difference in the context.

Wednesdays, before nine, it's going to be a free blow for all fundamentalist Christians.

Yes, they'll give you a Biblical foot washing, for only five pounds.

They were going to go for authenticity.

But Health & Safety are insisting a complementary blow drying service, is more hygienic than drying feet with their hair.

Mancie · 13-11-2011, 03:37

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Originally Posted by garinda

What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

Why bother with this Rev Kev geezer when Accy Web has it's very own preacher of morals like ("shoot yer kids") Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.

garinda · 13-11-2011, 05:51

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Originally Posted by Mancie

Why bother with this Rev Kev geezer when Accy Web has it's very own preacher of morals like ("shoot yer kids") Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.

Holy smoke!

It's Lazarus, back from the dead!

We thought you'd snuffed it for sure.

But no.

Bitter, wounded, still smarting, but he lives.

Praise be!

garinda · 13-11-2011, 05:59

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Originally Posted by Mancie

Garinda, and his less than twelve disciples?.

Jealously must be a terrible affliction, even a burden.

Besides, fair's fair, you've got cmoneileen in your 'better red than dead' corner.

Good luck.

jaysay · 13-11-2011, 10:43

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Originally Posted by garinda

What a coincidence!

Jesus had twelve disciples.

Rev. Kev had twelve people vote for him, in the General Election.

Bet you can name um to

jaysay · 13-11-2011, 10:45

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Originally Posted by garinda

Jealously must be a terrible affliction, even a burden.

Besides, fair's fair, you've got cmoneileen in your 'better red than dead' corner.

Good luck.

Well in my case he's both red and dead

Leon Kelly · 14-11-2011, 14:54

I received a report on it, However i think that it will all be in vain, Council have to follow a strict proceedure on Planning permission and license applications, In order for an Alcohol license to be refused it has to fall into one of the 4 licensing objectives being at risk, Complaints cannot be vexous, So it doesnt matter if he had 5000 signitures the same questions are asked, All he is doing is creating media attention for his church and making himself out to be the righteous one, However the guy who owns it managed to get a Sexual License without no problems, So if i was this guy i would ensure my solicitor utilises this part, Stating that how can a sexual license be granted but a license for alcohol cannot ???? Should Mr Lgan spend more of his time raising money for his church

Tealeaf · 14-11-2011, 19:54

I've just heard there is now going to be a night of Kashmiri Lap Dancing. However, tickets are only available to elected members of HBC.

Mancie · 14-11-2011, 23:06

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Originally Posted by garinda

We thought you'd snuffed it for sure.

But no.

Bitter, wounded, still smarting, but he lives.

Praise be!

I presume that's the Royal "we" your highness? ..and nice to know it's now red and blue corners (or how far up each others backsides you can get) instead of the non existent cliques

davemac · 14-11-2011, 23:23

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Originally Posted by Leon Kelly

Should Mr Lgan spend more of his time raising money for his church

he is retired now, and as such does not have a flock or a pulpit, but that wont stop the "thou shalt not"brigade.

If people want it, then it will stay open, if nobody goes then it will close.

Market forces are more powerfull than a banged tambourine