Lap Dance Club

[annesingleton]

Originally Posted by cashman

Joe Morts was a dance hall on Blackburn Rd, Upstairs next to what was The Big Crown, I referred to it in regards to yer comment of possibly being the Stag Night Capital, People used to come from as far as Blackpool/ Manchester/Preston etc,to the Morts, in later years La-De- Dahs attracted folk, mainly from local towns, so not a real comparison, Morts was a RocknRoll dance hall, think it closed down mid-late 60s, it never sold alcohol n that was becoming the trend in nightspots, so i think contributed to its closure. By the way Anne remember the owd pub on abbey street, was closed down awhile n then some bright spark re-opened it as a Topless Bar, think it only lasted 2/3 years? I reckon this Lap Dancing place will do well to last that long.

Was it the Duke of Wellington? I didn't live in Accrington then but I do remember being told about it possibly by one of my children who used to go out round Accrington and whose partners are all from Accrington.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Which pub was that cashy, the Topless Barand when was it. Know that topless bars were all the go in London in the early seventies, the Old Kent Road was full of um, but Accy can't recall that.

The "Duke Of Wellington" mate, which used to be a good boozer back in early 60s, all the navvies went in n the craic was fierce.

[Restless]

On here we all have different opinions on sensitive subjects. I find it reassuring that-- Many of us share the same opinion that Logan is a maniac.

That said. I don't really have much of an opinion about lap dancing clubs. Simply its not the kind of place I would visit. Perhaps they should be kept in the cities

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by cashman

The "Duke Of Wellington" mate, which used to be a good boozer back in early 60s, all the navvies went in n the craic was fierce.

That was the pub where I had my first legal pint

[cashman]

Originally Posted by Restless

On here we all have different opinions on sensitive subjects. I find it reassuring that-- Many of us share the same opinion that Logan is a maniac

If yeh stick around restless, yeh will see that us members of this so called clique, disagree vehemently on certain things, but i can say, all will recognise a "Head The Ball" quite easily, as we all noted one on here.

[claytonx]

Lap Dance Club Opens Tomorrow. Who will be the first customer?

[cashman]

Originally Posted by claytonx

Lap Dance Club Opens Tomorrow. Who will be the first customer?

Perhaps it will be a Polish chap from Blackburn, He seems to be into Nags.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by cashman

Perhaps it will be a Polish chap from Blackburn, He seems to be into Nags.

Maybe the first starring act will be the "Young Lady from Horton"

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Eric

Maybe the first starring act will be the "Young Lady from Horton"

Na Eric was Carlshortan and if I remember rightly she owned a 650 Norton

[annesingleton]

It says in the Telegraph that they're struggling to recruit dancers!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by annesingleton

It says in the Telegraph that they're struggling to recruit dancers!

Well There's your chance Anne to earn a few bob, go for it Girl

[Eric]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Na Eric was Carlshortan and if I remember rightly she owned a 650 Norton

Mmmm ... "Carshortan" would fit in with the rhyme scheme; but it doesn't fit well with the rhythm, the lyrical flow of the poem And, as I have always had a soft spot for the early Norton Commando, I'd like to go with 750 I don't know if she owned the Norton ... but, when she let one go, it sure sounded like one.

Meanwhile, I'm wondering how many folks on here know what we are talking about

[susie123]

Originally Posted by Eric

Meanwhile, I'm wondering how many folks on here know what we are talking about

Wondered how long it would take you to ask that. Think I'd quite like to stay in blissful ignorance...

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Eric

Mmmm ... "Carshortan" would fit in with the rhyme scheme; but it doesn't fit well with the rhythm, the lyrical flow of the poem And, as I have always had a soft spot for the early Norton Commando, I'd like to go with 750 I don't know if she owned the Norton ... but, when she let one go, it sure sounded like one.

Meanwhile, I'm wondering how many folks on here know what we are talking about

I would imagine quite a few Eric

[MargaretR]

The thread wander into rude rhymes stirs my memory of being asked by the MC, on stage at Martholme, to recite the 'Pheasant Plucker'.

I did it word perfect and then I added "I can do more" - then launched into 'Mary Hunt', also perfectly - the audience enjoyed it too.