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Old 12-07-2012, 18:27   #421
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I would imagine quite a few Eric
Yup .... and I could name a couple or three Don't think any of the women will admit to it though.
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Old 12-07-2012, 18:29   #422
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Yup .... and I could name a couple or three Don't think any of the women will admit to it though.
No but I bet there will be one or two having a good titter thinking about it Eric
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Old 12-07-2012, 18:31   #423
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The thread wander into rude rhymes stirs my memory of being asked by the MC, on stage at Martholme, to recite the 'Pheasant Plucker'.

I did it word perfect and then I added "I can do more" - then launched into 'Mary Hunt', also perfectly - the audience enjoyed it too.
SO THAT WAS YOU THEN
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Old 12-07-2012, 18:39   #424
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The thread wander into rude rhymes stirs my memory of being asked by the MC, on stage at Martholme, to recite the 'Pheasant Plucker'.

I did it word perfect and then I added "I can do more" - then launched into 'Mary Hunt', also perfectly - the audience enjoyed it too.
Always liked those two ... excellent drunk detectors.
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Old 12-07-2012, 18:46   #425
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Always liked those two ... excellent drunk detectors.
Ya if you could recite them when the police pulled you up they'd send you on your way with a pat on the back Eric
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Old 13-07-2012, 19:44   #426
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I would Jaysay but I'd probably end up in Quattro's down below if I started cavorting on a pole!
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Old 15-07-2012, 07:49   #427
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Agree.

I did use the word hookers to describe the dancers.

That's really just because they're paid for provinding a service, in what's legally a licenced sex establishment.

Good luck to 'em.

Better to shake your ass, and get paid for it, than to sit at home on it, unable to get any other work.
So you condoning prostitution then? Better to sell you ass than sit at home unable to work? Is that the theory?
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Old 15-07-2012, 09:21   #428
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So you condoning prostitution then? Better to sell you ass than sit at home unable to work? Is that the theory?
Stop being pedantic
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Old 15-07-2012, 09:36   #429
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So you condoning prostitution then? Better to sell you ass than sit at home unable to work? Is that the theory?
My understanding of Prostitution is having Sexual intercourse or Fellatio for money.
Lap dancing however there is no physical contact, although the participants are very close to one another.
I do believe that simply 'shaking your ass' is not Prostitution, nor is having some nude photos taken.

Bit of a cheap shot really, your first post on this subject, as mine is.
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Old 15-07-2012, 09:44   #430
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My understanding of Prostitution is having Sexual intercourse or Fellatio for money.
Lap dancing however there is no physical contact, although the participants are very close to one another.
I do believe that simply 'shaking your ass' is not Prostitution, nor is having some nude photos taken.

Bit of a cheap shot really, your first post on this subject, as mine is.
Ya the cheaper the shot the better for Kels BG
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Old 15-07-2012, 11:17   #431
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Gentlemen please, an insight into the word prostitution & its inferences.

Definition of prostitution - Oxford Dictionaries (British & World English)
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Old 15-07-2012, 11:52   #432
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"...the unworthy or corrupt use of one’s talents for personal or financial gain."

Does that include wiggling one's posterior near the face of a third party?
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Old 15-07-2012, 12:01   #433
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"...the unworthy or corrupt use of one’s talents for personal or financial gain."

Does that include wiggling one's posterior near the face of a third party?
Ah, I knew we'd get back around to Bolictics sooner or later.
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Old 15-07-2012, 17:34   #434
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"...the unworthy or corrupt use of one’s talents for personal or financial gain."

Does that include wiggling one's posterior near the face of a third party?
Ya can do whatever turns you on gynn as far as I'm concerned
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Old 15-07-2012, 19:09   #435
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Ya can do whatever turns you on gynn as far as I'm concerned
I wasn't proposing to do it myself. My bottom wiggling days are long since gone.
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