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Old 19-09-2012, 05:26   #616
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I read an article in an online broadsheet newspaper this week, written by a female journalist who had been for lessons in pole dancing.

She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.
.... only longer and harder, and it didn't disappear when the game was on tv.
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She said that the pole was a subliminal substitute for a male organ.
I would be a bit worried if, when errect, it reached all the way to ceiling.
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Old 19-09-2012, 06:26   #618
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Old 19-09-2012, 08:11   #619
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Good point, its time you changed it so my dog stops howling everytime she sees it
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Old 19-09-2012, 08:24   #620
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Good point, its time you changed it so my dog stops howling everytime she sees it
I always thought it was somebody far more intelligent than you posting as Neil
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[QUOTE=sugarmouse0707;1017347]You don't have to pay to see girls on the pole. Come down, I , promise I won't expect you to buy a dance, unless you actually want to get one.It's not really simulated sex, it's more of a striptease

unfortunately, i work till about 2 am on fridays!!!!
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i get back in accy bout 2:30, on my own, how sad am i gonna look, going into a lap dance club, stone cold sober, at closing time?

thats like an episode of dexter or summat lol
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I don't know what Dexter is but still made me laugh
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I don't know what Dexter is but still made me laugh
he is a serial killer!
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A real one?Or is this a TV programme?
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I'd love to pop round ... but, you know, it's a distance thing. Guess I'll just have to make do with the local jiggle joint ... tabernac'
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I'd love to pop round ... but, you know, it's a distance thing. Guess I'll just have to make do with the local jiggle joint ... tabernac'
You stick to the lumberjack dance, Eric.
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