Lap Dance Club - Page 5

flashy · 17-09-2011, 21:32

There's a funny smell coming from this thread at the moment.....bull summut or other

Michael1954 · 17-09-2011, 21:35

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Aye...god works in mysterious ways.

His wonders to perform.

Tealeaf · 17-09-2011, 21:41

Flashy...I've told you once before to go to bed.

Why are you so defensive about this establishment?

Is it by any chance that you have signed up to be one of the 'artistes'?

If so, can you let us know what nights you will be appearing?

Assuming me and some of t'lads from on here then turn up, will you be prepared to give us a group discount?

And if so, how much?

Margaret Pilkington · 17-09-2011, 21:44

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Superficially there may be; but the underlying theme is the same - it is the debasement of once accepted standards (be they ethical, moral, or even simple culinary). I am simply not going to sign up to that.

There is nothing superficial about it.
If you are talking about the lap dancing venue in a moral or ethical sense, then the two(Wetherspoons and the lap dancing venue) are miles apart.
No-one(as far as I am aware) is asking you to sign up to anything.
No-one is going to force you across the threshold of Wetherspoons.
People who go there exercise their right of choice........and to them Wetherspoons is acceptable.

You may be able to frequent establishments that you feel are superior to Wetherspoons.......others are not as fortunate as you......a) because they don't exist around the town centre....b) because they can't afford to .......c) they know nothing better.

flashy · 17-09-2011, 21:45

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Flashy...I've told you once before to go to bed.

Why are you so defensive about this establishment?

Is it by any chance that you have signed up to be one of the 'artistes'?

If so, can you let us know what nights you will be appearing?

Assuming me and some of t'lads from on here then turn up, will you be prepared to give us a group discount?

And if so, how much?

jeez you've found me out.... yes i am the hostess at this new place...Wednesdays will be our OAP night, we do discounts for the over 50's so you'll be able to save a bit of money, we also have a loyalty card for bald men

Tealeaf · 17-09-2011, 21:54

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Originally Posted by flashy

jeez you've found me out.... yes i am the hostess at this new place...Wednesdays will be our OAP night, we do discounts for the over 50's so you'll be able to save a bit of money, we also have a loyalty card for bald men

Very good..the hostess with the mostess...can you let me and t'lads have 20 VIP invites for the opening night...the usual trimmings..free shampoo..caviar..foie gras..a couple of private hours each with dancers of our choice in order to convince them of the error of their ways.

I take it that's sorted, then.

flashy · 17-09-2011, 21:58

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Very good..the hostess with the mostess...can you let me and t'lads have 20 VIP invites for the opening night...the usual trimmings..free shampoo..caviar..foie gras..a couple of private hours each with dancers of our choice in order to convince them of the error of their ways.

I take it that's sorted, then.

now normally this kind of party wouldn't be a problem but unfortunately due to health and safety we are forbidden to allow zimmer frames and wheelchairs into the establishment, you may be more suited to the Bingo hall a few hundred yards down the road, i can find the number out for you if you need to book

cashman · 17-09-2011, 22:02

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

others are not as fortunate as you......a) because they don't exist around the town centre....b) because they can't afford to .......c) they know nothing better.

Have to disagree Margaret P, as i can't afford Rip Off Wetherspoons,

on my only visit being unable to drink,i ordered half a coke, to be charged £1-65p

needless to say,i aint bin in since n will never enter again,

Margaret Pilkington · 17-09-2011, 22:11

So Cashy, if you cannot afford Wetherspoons, then you have no chance to afford the kind of place that Uncle Tealeaf (probably)visits, and no doubt will be unlikely to be able to afford the Lap dancing venue either

Eric · 17-09-2011, 22:14

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Originally Posted by cashman

Have to disagree Margaret P, as i can't afford Rip Off Wetherspoons,

on my only visit being unable to drink,i ordered half a coke, to be charged £1-65p

needless to say,i aint bin in since n will never enter again,

Ok, so what's half a coke

... for that price I would hazzard a guess at half a gallon

Eric · 17-09-2011, 22:16

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Originally Posted by flashy

jeez you've found me out.... yes i am the hostess at this new place...Wednesdays will be our OAP night, we do discounts for the over 50's so you'll be able to save a bit of money, we also have a loyalty card for bald men

What about old men like me, ones with beards and pony tails

flashy · 17-09-2011, 22:20

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Originally Posted by Eric

Ok, so what's half a coke

... for that price I would hazzard a guess at half a gallon

half a pint

flashy · 17-09-2011, 22:23

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Originally Posted by Eric

What about old men like me, ones with beards and pony tails

you have hair so would unfortunately be exempt from claiming a loyalty card, if you have good use of all your legs and don't need to use a zimmer or a wheelchair then you will be more than welcome, we aren't ageist, remember WEDNESDAY is OAP day so you will be saving a bit coming in on that day

Eric · 17-09-2011, 22:23

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Originally Posted by flashy

half a pint

Oh, ok ... for some weird reason I thought that was only for beer ... silly me

So there are actually people who order a pint of that toxic waste

cashman · 17-09-2011, 22:55

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

So Cashy, if you cannot afford Wetherspoons, then you have no chance to afford the kind of place that Uncle Tealeaf (probably)visits, and no doubt will be unlikely to be able to afford the Lap dancing venue either

Ah but i mean i can't afford it on principal.