Lap Dance Club - Page 6

cashman · 17-09-2011, 22:57

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Originally Posted by Eric

Oh, ok ... for some weird reason I thought that was only for beer ... silly me

So there are actually people who order a pint of that toxic waste

Yeh Eric, they told me to buy a pint cos it would only cost me £1-80, n they weren't offended either when i said its crap i only require half. so fair play to the barmaid.

spignific · 17-09-2011, 23:18

da ja vie
i recall Nolan being against a fun pub/table dancers bar opening on church street about 20 years ago.it was cynthia paine and that 'spex' owner bloke that wanted to open it.
Anyway it wouldnt last long would it.How many stag do's come to accy ? also if it was more than 2.40 a pint everyone would complain and moan,like a lot do in accy wetherspoons

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2011, 09:10

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Originally Posted by cashman

Ah but i mean i can't afford it on principal.

Cashy you could always try something cheaper. Your principles don't stop you from doing that do they?
These kind of places make their money on soft drinks.........and public houses have been known, in the past, to do the same(we can't persuade a driver to buy beer so we'll make the coca cola as expensive to make uo for our loss).........much as in WHSmiths do when they sell a small bottle of Fanta for £1.45.......when you can buy a two litre bottle for 79pence......yes it is a rip off, and no-one likes to think they have been ripped off.
The last time I was in one of these places........I had a pot of tea for 99p.......that was, in my book, good value for money.

I hate Coca Cola anyway!

jaysay · 18-09-2011, 09:30

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Originally Posted by garinda

You must have been one on your own.

Never looking at a nubile young lady bounce along on a hot summer's day...even though touching wouldn't be wise, unless you had a desire to be arrested.

Exactly, thats the reason why

jaysay · 18-09-2011, 09:42

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I couldn't give a shiny shizzle to what some gormless males do........if they want to think with what is in their trouser pocket, and pay through the nose for the privilege, than that is up to them.

I could never understand men paying to go to strip clubs certainly was never on my agenda, but as Shaz said earlier sex sells. I can remember back in the early seventies a pub we used in south London called the Adam and Eve, the landlady a very voluptuous blond worked behind the bar topless and nearly every pub on the old Kent Road had topless go go dancers, you just couldn't get away from it, somehow I don't think it would have taken off in Accy though

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2011, 09:45

yes John.....as Tealeaf observed......it is so passe.

jaysay · 18-09-2011, 09:47

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf

Very good..the hostess with the mostess...can you let me and t'lads have 20 VIP invites for the opening night...the usual trimmings..free shampoo..caviar..foie gras..a couple of private hours each with dancers of our choice in order to convince them of the error of their ways.

I take it that's sorted, then.

Um you seem to know a hell of a lot about what goes on at these establishments Tealeaf

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2011, 09:55

he might just have an over-active imagination.

It is a bit like the joke about one woman telling another that she had seen her friends husband chasing women.....the woman looked not too concerned about it and said.....'dogs chase cars too, but when was the last time you saw one driving?'

jaysay · 18-09-2011, 10:41

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

he might just have an over-active imagination.

It is a bit like the joke about one woman telling another that she had seen her friends husband chasing women.....the woman looked not too concerned about it and said.....'dogs chase cars too, but when was the last time you saw one driving?'

Very droll Margaret, very droll

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2011, 10:46

Well John, I thought it was funny........the best ones are the old ones.

cashman · 18-09-2011, 10:47

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Cashy you could always try something cheaper. Your principles don't stop you from doing that do they?
These kind of places make their money on soft drinks.........and public houses have been known, in the past, to do the same(we can't persuade a driver to buy beer so we'll make the coca cola as expensive to make uo for our loss).........much as in WHSmiths do when they sell a small bottle of Fanta for £1.45.......when you can buy a two litre bottle for 79pence......yes it is a rip off, and no-one likes to think they have been ripped off.
The last time I was in one of these places........I had a pot of tea for 99p.......that was, in my book, good value for money.

I hate Coca Cola anyway!

yeh me principles do stop me,whist you hate the stuff, i prefer it to other soft drinks,its the one i detest least.

if i go in the normal accyweb watering hole the same drink costs me £1 -still a rip off, but much cheaper n that place.

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2011, 10:55

Have a coffee next time Cashy.......I'm not a big fan of coffee but I had one in their Manchester pub and it was alright......it wasn't 99p(a pot of tea was though)......I think it was £1.49...cheaper than lots of places. Hot and a big tall mug.

cashman · 18-09-2011, 11:00

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Have a coffee next time Cashy.......I'm not a big fan of coffee but I had one in their Manchester pub and it was alright......it wasn't 99p(a pot of tea was though)......I think it was £1.49...cheaper than lots of places. Hot and a big tall mug.

nah margaret if i want coffee i prefer a coffee shop, don't ask why its just me way, another thing that irks me about that place,is my assumption right or wrong? that quite a few pop in through the afternoon fer a snack etc wi kids, kids don't sup ale so there ripping families off, that dont sit well wi me.

Margaret Pilkington · 18-09-2011, 11:21

If they couldn't afford it Cashy, they wouldn't go.
I know my daughter and her husband take their two to the carvery as an occasional treat...they really look forward to going and I guess it is one of the first steps to getting them used ot eating out........Mc Donkeys isn't in the frame as far as eating out goes.

jaysay · 18-09-2011, 11:22

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Well John, I thought it was funny........the best ones are the old ones.

reminds me of the one about the bloke gets stopped by the police at 4am and asked where he was going, he said I just off to a lecture about the evils of drink and the effect it has on the family and family life, the coppers says who on earth gives such lectures at 4am, he said The Wife