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Old 19-05-2012, 20:18   #31
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I'm pretty hungry now. You think the way my stomach was rumbling she would lift her carcass out of the chair and make me something
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Old 19-05-2012, 20:19   #32
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Re: Lazy women

Send her down to Tesco
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Old 19-05-2012, 20:23   #33
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You need to put a bigger worm on your hook.
Were you his first wife?

Is that what you cited in court, as the reaon for you wanting a divorce?



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Old 19-05-2012, 20:30   #34
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I would say that the vast majority of women are as hard working as me, I know that generally women tend to work, run a home and family and do more in the home than the man does. I don't personally know any women who don't work either part or full time unless they've retired after a lifetime's work.
Some women as well as men enjoy a life of leisure on benefits and unless there's a valid reason I disagree with their ethic.
And no my degree is not in Home Economics but nice try!
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Old 19-05-2012, 20:32   #35
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I used to hide my money under the iron till she saw a tenner poking out of the edge.Gutted, After that I took no chances and stuck It under the hoover.
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Old 19-05-2012, 20:41   #36
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I really hate it if she hoovers when I'm in the house. I mean, after all only her needs to hear it. She should Hoover when I'm socialising with the lads in the pub.
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Old 19-05-2012, 20:43   #37
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What's a hoover guys?
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Old 19-05-2012, 20:46   #38
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It's something the wife pushes round the carpet to wind me up. I couldn't tell you what it does apart from make a lot of noise
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:10   #39
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I think you all sound a bit hen pecked!
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:17   #40
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I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off her derrière and made my life easier
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:29   #41
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I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off her derrière and made my life easier
Try sweet talking her then! Also, flowers, chocolate, sparkly things and fizzy stuff might do the trick!
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:33   #42
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That will only make her flatulent
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:38   #43
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That will only make her flatulent
Surely not if she's a lady!
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:39   #44
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One will do it quietly
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:43   #45
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Surely not if she's a lady!
The problem unfortunately is the lack of Gentlemen in Accy, Anne.
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