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Old 19-05-2012, 21:44   #46
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One will do it quietly
I'm sure you could cope with that, I'm sure from my own experience that she puts up with far worse!
Trust me, treat her nicely and everything you want will be yours! (Or alternatively if she's not used to it she might think you're bothering elsewhere so be careful!)
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Try sweet talking her then! Also, flowers, chocolate, sparkly things and fizzy stuff might do the trick!
Thats a waste of good money, and the effect soon wears off.
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Old 19-05-2012, 21:54   #48
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The problem unfortunately is the lack of Gentlemen in Accy, Anne.
I should hope so, we don't want any o them upsetting the good order of things.
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Old 19-05-2012, 22:17   #49
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Were you his first wife?

Is that what you cited in court, as the reaon for you wanting a divorce?
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I should hope so, we don't want any o them upsetting the good order of things.
Darling Monster - the problem is that we don't want the natural order of things to be upset, therefore a few scratches in the right points and we're all happy more or less. Otherwise if we ladies start to reclaim...
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Oh dear, all we want is treating well, and the world might once be yours again..... maybe!
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Old 19-05-2012, 22:32   #51
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I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off her derrière and made my life easier
You should appreciate her more.

Besides, the milk man says your wife's got tons of energy.

Full of beans.

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Old 19-05-2012, 22:36   #52
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You should appreciate her more.

Besides, the milk man says your wife's got tons of energy.

Full of beans.
He always remarks on the effort she puts in, donkey stoning the front step, after making his deliveries there.

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You should change the comics you read, people are taking you serious
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You should change the comics you read, people are taking you serious
Who?

Perhaps you should read the writing in the speech bubbles, and not just look at the pictures, in your comic.

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My donkey stone is at the ready - but we don't have a milkman here - all that hard work for nothing...

Mind you the postman comes every day...
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Old 19-05-2012, 23:25   #56
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My donkey stone is at the ready - but we don't have a milkman here - all that hard work for nothing...

Mind you the postman comes every day...
That's nice for him.

I hope you don't give him a tip at Christmas, as well.

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Who?

Perhaps you should read the writing in the speech bubbles, and not just look at the pictures, in your comic.
his mother.
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his mother.

Ah, that's nice.

You should have quoted her.

Made yourself clear.

Unless the cat's got her tongue.




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Thats a waste of good money, and the effect soon wears off.
Not if you still have some of those plastic daffodils that you used to get free from Daz and Omo, you can give, give, give..and bless their little hearts if you spray them with Zoflora every coupla weeks they'll never twig the ruse
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My donkey stone is at the ready - but we don't have a milkman here - all that hard work for nothing...

Mind you the postman comes every day...

It takes much more effort to frown, and you use more calories, than it does to smile.

It's the same with spitting.

So perhaps some ladies aren't as lazy as some would have you believe.
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