Lazy women

[davemac]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

and I will lend you my epilator. Emjoi.....used once and put back in the box.
This will give you an idea why it is still in pristine condition.
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...airy-mary.html

I read it, one line makes me look at you in a different light "I am quiet hairy", anyway brushing that aside.........it will give you a parting.....Im being silly now..

It not epilating that I require, its something to stop me licking myself, on the carpet, in front of the telly, when we have company, then dragging myself across the carpet.......it was effecting my eyesight.........I will await this post being deleted by the moderators.

I have just discovered it was not Bob Martins tablets I have taken, it was Dr. Martins. I got them from Boots, and the laces tasted of liquorish..............nurse is it time for my medicine yet

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by davemac

I read it, one line makes me look at you in a different light "I am quiet hairy", anyway brushing that aside.........it will give you a parting.....Im being silly now..

It not epilating that I require, its something to stop me licking myself, on the carpet, in front of the telly, when we have company, then dragging myself across the carpet.......it was effecting my eyesight.........I will await this post being deleted by the moderators.

I have just discovered it was not Bob Martins tablets I have taken, it was Dr. Martins. I got them from Boots, and the laces tasted of liquorish..............nurse is it time for my medicine yet

Don't know about medicine Dave think its the doctor you need

[Margaret Pilkington]

or perhaps the Vet

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

or perhaps the Vet

Don't think he's got distemper Margaret

[Margaret Pilkington]

me neither, but he might have impacted anal glands......licking himself and dragging his bum along the floor could be symptoms that need investigation...or he might just need a 'worm cake'

[susie123]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Don't think he's got distemper Margaret

No, more likely a high gloss finish, from dragging himself across the carpet

[MargaretR]

I suggest castration.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I suggest castration.

Whats poor Dave done to you

[hassy rvr]

If I don,t leave this site shortly I,m going to have rabies or fleas!!

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by hassy rvr

If I don,t leave this site shortly I,m going to have rabies or fleas!!

Don't forget mange

[davemac]

Well,........... I'm away for two minutes and people want my doobries off, sending me to the vets, and doctors.

Well I have been to the doctors and he gave me some suppositories, and for all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my bum

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by davemac

Well,........... I'm away for two minutes and people want my doobries off, sending me to the vets, and doctors.

Well I have been to the doctors and he gave me some suppositories, and for all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my bum

Keep taking the tablets Dave

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Keep taking the tablets Dave

.....but avoid the blue ones

[davemac]

But I stopped taking the pink ones, I only have blue ones left!

[susie123]

Originally Posted by davemac

But I stopped taking the pink ones, I only have blue ones left!

Give em to the dog.