Let's talk dog poop

Gayle · 15-11-2005, 22:12

Not a nice subject I know but on Saturday when I was walking around Ossy, I couldn't help but notice the large amounts of the stuff all around. On one particular street it was awful and I had to pick Zack up to get him to the end of the street. Don't people care anymore?

So what's the solution - dog wardens, free pooper scoopers, consistent fines? Any other ideas?

SPUGGIE J · 15-11-2005, 22:18

Do the owners or the "dumpers" not get a fixed penelty if caught?

katex · 15-11-2005, 23:10

Pampers for dogs? Must say though Gayle, not noticed much these days myself and can't remember the last time stepped in any and had to wipe me shoes. Suppose all relative to what was in the past. Will try and brace myself to look around Clayton at some stage to seek out these foul patches. Love dogs but, apart from the fact I work and couldn't look after it properly, don't fancy picking up its .... what happens if they are rather on the loose side ? Don't bear thinking about.
I'm sure things are better and the fines are making a difference; very rare you see a dog wandering on its own too.

chav1 · 15-11-2005, 23:30

people caught leaving their dogs crap on the pavement etc should have it fed to them while its still warm , we could have a special patrol that has a huge supply of paper plates and plastic spoons

now lets talk cats

anyone whos cat is caught befoweling another persons yard should also be fed its excriment but also have the privilage of either watching it get hit around the back alley with a coal shovel or watch it hang from the washing line

just my 2 cents

garinda · 16-11-2005, 00:13

Hunting..............

Acrylic-bob · 16-11-2005, 04:42

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Originally Posted by chav1

now lets talk cats

I quite agree, other people's cats, like other people's children, are a pain in the backside. Their owners should be made to clean up after them, as should the owners of horses...and the owners of children!

SPUGGIE J · 16-11-2005, 07:51

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I quite agree, other people's cats, like other people's children, are a pain in the backside. Their owners should be made to clean up after them, as should the owners of horses...and the owners of children!

Its when cats bury the evidence in the rose garden the fun starts especially if you have to work amongst them. Cat deposits usually smell worse than a dogs.

chav1 · 16-11-2005, 16:23

well ive rang the gun shop in ozzy and apparently the cheapest air rifle they have capable of killing or maming a large rodent is £160 which is a lot dearer than when i used to have one in my younger days lol

if you want a happy chav and a clean garden/yard please forward whatever money you can to my paypal account to help with the cost

thankyou

all proceeds exceeding the cost of the air rifle will be put towards funding a safe house for when the RSPCA come looking for me

garinda · 16-11-2005, 16:41

Chav was 'ere.

R.I.P. Buttons.

SPUGGIE J · 16-11-2005, 17:37

Chav on the loose

grannyclaret · 16-11-2005, 17:54

there are no dirty dogs ,just dirty dog owners,, it makes me laugh when people say ..oooh i always clean up after my dog..
and now the nights are drawing in ,people can sneak off without being seen ,,,,yuk...

Gayle · 16-11-2005, 17:55

Thanks to Chav and Garinda for such an enlightening debate on the subject. I'll be sending my cat around to your house to take revenge.

garinda · 16-11-2005, 18:08

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Originally Posted by Gayle

Thanks to Chav and Garinda for such an enlightening debate on the subject. I'll be sending my cat around to your house to take revenge.

I merely said hunting.

I should have been more specific. All the people who can no longer hunt legally, could chase the owners of pets who do their dirties on the pavements and don't clean it up.

jedimaster · 16-11-2005, 18:12

since they took away the necessity of having a dog licence any idiot now has the right to own a dog resulting in an overwhelming lack of responsibility for their animal failing the reintroduction of the dog licence I'm with Chav
only shoot the damned owners responsable

chav1 · 16-11-2005, 18:37

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Originally Posted by Gayle

Thanks to Chav and Garinda for such an enlightening debate on the subject. I'll be sending my cat around to your house to take revenge.

ahhh so it all comes to light now eh gayle....

only a cat owner would start a thread about dogs pooping all over the place and neglet to mention cats as well lol

dog poop is mainly left by peopel who walk their dogs and refuse to clean their pets mess up unlike cats who the majority of are just left to mess anywhere they like

unless of course you have a clean tidy pussy , i have nothing against them at all

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jesus christ jedi just 1 reply from you takes up half a webpage lol