Loo Rolls

jambutty · 23-10-2007, 15:13

There isn’t a right way or a wrong way to hang loo rolls, just your way.

I prefer mine so that the drop paper is nearest the wall.

I have a tiny washroom 5 ft wide and 7ft 6 inches long and even that has a 2ft 6 inches by 3 ft chunk cut out in one corner, that incorporates a shower, sink, toilet and radiator so there ain’t a great deal of room. I’m pretty sure that you couldn’t swing a cat around inside. Not that I would ever dream of doing such a thing.

If the loo roll were hung the other way so that the drop paper was furthest away from the wall it would be too easy to end up with a pile of loo paper on the floor as I catch it with my arm or something and it all unrolls.

So the burning question of the day is, what’s your preferred way – close to the wall or furthest away from it?

flashy · 23-10-2007, 15:35

JB where the hell do you get these from? where you thinking 'oh i'll make a thread about loo rolls' whilst on the toilet? what utter crap

jambutty · 23-10-2007, 15:40

Xmas crackers? OK! Not Xmas crackers then.

I woke up this morning with the thought in my head. Don’t ask me where it came from though.

Eric · 23-10-2007, 15:41

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Originally Posted by flashytart

JB where the hell do you get these from? where you thinking 'oh i'll make a thread about loo rolls' whilst on the toilet? what utter crap

Many profound thoughts come while one is on the flush. And why else does one take the seat of ease unless it is to utter crap?

flashy · 23-10-2007, 15:43

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Originally Posted by jambutty

Xmas crackers? OK! Not Xmas crackers then.

I woke up this morning with the thought in my head. Don’t ask me where it came from though.

next time you get a thought like this JB please keep it where it belongs.....in your head

BERNADETTE · 23-10-2007, 15:58

I hang my loo rolls same as you JB drop nearest wall. If anyone hangs them the opposite way I change them round.

Mr Aleks · 23-10-2007, 16:04

What a stupid thread. Worst you have done JB lad. Utter shi7e

jambutty · 23-10-2007, 16:04

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Originally Posted by flashytart

next time you get a thought like this JB please keep it where it belongs.....in your head

I’m sorry that my topics do not meet with your approval. I wasn’t aware that I had to check with you before starting a thread to see if it meets with your requirements.

You will have to visualise this but my gesture would tell you that I can still draw a long bow with either hand.

Now do you possibly think that you could get back to the topic? I was trying to open a debate on domestic etiquette as it pertains to the humble loo roll.

Even though I stated earlier “There isn’t a right way or a wrong way to hang loo rolls, just your way.” I don’t think that that is correct. No doubt Mrs Bucket (pronounced bouquet) would know. I’ve got a vague idea (in full broad daylight this time) that there is a right way and a wrong way. Further more my way is the wrong way, I think.

jambutty · 23-10-2007, 16:10

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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE

I hang my loo rolls same as you JB drop nearest wall. If anyone hangs them the opposite way I change them round.

Thank you for your ‘on topic’ response. It is good to know that there are some people who know how to post on a forum.

jambutty · 23-10-2007, 16:11

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Originally Posted by Aleks

What a stupid thread. Worst you have done JB lad. Utter shi7e

A thread cannot be stupid. A person can and you are a prime example for saying so.

WillowTheWhisp · 23-10-2007, 16:12

Our loo roll holder sticks out at a right angle to the wall so ours goes on entirely differently. I don't bother about which way it rolls, whichever way it goes on first is how it stays.

lancsdave · 23-10-2007, 16:15

Ours stack up in a corner, no matter where you put a holder in our loo it will be in the way.

jambutty · 23-10-2007, 16:18

Well done flashytart, Eric and Aleks, you have just proved conclusively that some people, if given the opportunity, will dive in and take a puerile dig with scant regard to the topic.

You were deliberately given the opportunity.

Now where’s the other two.

flashy · 23-10-2007, 16:21

what did Eric do wrong?

WillowTheWhisp · 23-10-2007, 16:23

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Originally Posted by jambutty

You were deliberately given the opportunity.

So, it wasn't a discussion topic after all? Just bating people were you? How can you expect people to take your posts seriously after that? How silly of me to take your topic at face value, memo to self not to do that in future.