Love Story (3)

Tealeaf · 19-07-2005, 08:38

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me . I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is this:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

janet · 19-07-2005, 11:11

You had me thinking you were a gentleman for a minute there T. lol

WillowTheWhisp · 19-07-2005, 11:44

Me too Janet. I was really impressed there......................briefly.

pendy · 19-07-2005, 12:29

Lucky she didn't tell you she was on the Pill!

Margaret Pilkington · 19-07-2005, 13:06

There was I thinking you were a gentleman too.........the scales have fallen from my eyes.

cashman · 19-07-2005, 14:27

thats just brightened up a rather dreary day Tealeaf - nice one lol

staggeringman · 19-07-2005, 17:39

best one yet that tea-leaf i would have done the same ....lol

Gayle · 19-07-2005, 18:06

I was just about to congratulate you on being warm and fluffy when it all started to make sense.

grannyclaret · 19-07-2005, 19:18

nice one ..just about to give you 10 out of 10 ..lol

grego · 19-07-2005, 19:56

Nice one T that put a smile on my face!

Doug · 19-07-2005, 20:32

I like it........A gentleman to the last Sir.

harwood red · 19-07-2005, 22:51

what a great tale, it made me smile, cheers T

apest1 · 19-07-2005, 23:54

brightened up my day that, that was funny,

garinda · 20-07-2005, 14:39

This story did make me laugh!

I have been pondering it though. For the little sister to have been wearing a mini, the date must have been after 1964. The sort of girl who threw her knickers down the stairs, one would have presumed she would have been the sort of girl to have been on the pill, which was available on the NHS from 1962.

So going to the car for condoms doesn't quite ring true!

Either you were a good fiance and left, or you chickened out?

Or perhaps you are the kind of chap to wear a belt and braces?

grannyclaret · 20-07-2005, 19:10

i would never have thought of that,, my brain is,nt active enough.
i will believe anything