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26-07-2005, 13:16
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Love Story (5)
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bitolder and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled. So I told her to p*ss off and I hung up. |
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26-07-2005, 13:30
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Re: Love Story (5)
I`d have asked her to meet me some place (long way-a way) and Not gone ... Ha,Ha,
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26-07-2005, 14:06
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Re: Love Story (5)
Love it…………………
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26-07-2005, 15:37
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Re: Love Story (5)
treat em mean keep em keen pmsl
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26-07-2005, 17:16
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Re: Love Story (5)
I think it's brilliant that they let them have mobiles in old folks homes.
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26-07-2005, 17:41
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26-07-2005, 19:45
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Re: Love Story (5)
hee hee, good one tealeaf. But does that make you sizeist????
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26-07-2005, 20:05
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Re: Love Story (5)
Good one Tealeaf.
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