Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

[mobertol]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

This then, should make any Welsh contributors ecstatic & overcome with desire ............. Some Celtic Babes doing their thang, there's even a Bovine beauty (I assume, as I'm most certainly not an expert on such matters cough, cough, hem, hem) in there to please those of such a bent.

No Dave, not a beautiful cow I'm afraid - a rather scrawny cross-breed.

I do know my cows after going to shows for 25 years - we had the Italian Champion for 3 years a rather lovely beast called Bel Mtoto Diana.

Still think she has always been my husband's favourite Di!

(Try googling her!) -have attached a photo...husband is just off the shot!

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by mobertol

No Dave, not a beautiful cow I'm afraid - a rather scrawny cross-breed.

Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale)

Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why)

[accyman]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

How practical is such a feat unless he had a stepladder

surely one would have to be hung like said animal to even make it worth while ?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale)

Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why)

How right you are Dave, many is the time I've taken Dianna Dors home on a Saturday night only to find she's turned into old mother riley on a sunday morning

[garinda]

Just made me laugh, when I read it in the Observer.

'Have you seen this man - suspected of sexually molesting a horse?'

Up there with the alleged mystery dog stabber. Reported in the press as 'news', six months after it had supposedly happened.

The pictured man might just be a passing horse whisperer.

Or even giving Neddy a treat.

Gee-gees like a carrot.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Beauty my dear girl is in the eye of the beholder ! (& subject to the quantity & quality of the Ale)

Come on now, who could resist these beautiful, soulful eyes ? (for some reason though I keep getting the urge to call the mother in law, can't think why)

Nice animal ... but can it sing

[accyman]

apparently he wasnt taken seriously when he saught medical help as they thought feeling a little hoarse wasnt anything to worry about

[yerself]

Looks like Tealeaf and cashman were right about Ossy. It reminds you of Wales in a way.

Oswaldtwistle

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Lancashire, walks into a small village and sees a local
sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Gobbin: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right.
Gobbin: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Gobbin: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Gobbin: "Uh, the sheep doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey sheep, how's it going?"
Sheep: "Cool"
Gobbin: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Sheep: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Sheep: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He often keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Gobbin: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Gobbin: "The horse is a lying git!

[lancsdave]

Apparently the police came close to catching him, but he bolted

[accyman]

someone let me know when this guy is on jeremy kyle

[cashman]

Wonder if hes a member?

[Restless]

Could be any one of our Neighbours

[garinda]

Originally Posted by yerself

Ossy. It reminds you of Wales in a way.

A place full of tourists, worrying our poor animals?

You could be right.

I blame Neil for all this, and his petting corner in the park,

Oh and 'Duck Island' at Ossy Mills.

We're a haven for animal loving tourists.

[maxthecollie]

Did he wash his hands after?

[susie123]

Originally Posted by garinda

We're a haven for animal loving tourists.

I'm afraid you're saddled with them.