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Old 10-07-2012, 22:03   #91
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse

This thread takes the title for most surreal of the day from horse to government policy to membership of flikr in three easy moves
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Old 11-07-2012, 08:36   #92
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Maybe they should get the benefits that Canada will be giving to refugee claimants .... and that would be nothing, or, if you prefer it, nowt

Oops ... I forgot ... refugee claimants who arrive, escorted by a Canadian warship, in some beat up old rust bucket of a ship do get a (compulory) two - week stay in one of our nice prisons. Three squares a day and use of the weight room Seems like you guys are heading in the opposite direction from us. We are making it tougher and tougher to get into our country, and you seem to be making it easier and easier. I don't get it. You can't make Europe into one big happy family. There's a good reason why it won't work. Too much bloody history. Way too much.
Ya Eric I think its high time we exported some of our do gooders over to Canada, then maybe we could do the right thing by the british public, ie look after our own and not every tom dick or Abdul that think the streets of GB are paved with gold
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Old 11-07-2012, 08:47   #93
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Ya Eric I think its high time we exported some of our do gooders over to Canada
What have the Canadians ever done to you that you would punish them in such a cruel manner Jay?
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Old 11-07-2012, 08:51   #94
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What have the Canadians ever done to you that you would punish them in such a cruel manner Jay?
Nothing Less, its just that I'm a share and share alike sort of a guywhy should we have all the pleasure
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:17   #95
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This thread takes the title for most surreal of the day from horse to government policy to membership of flikr in three easy moves
Yup ... that's the beauty of this place And in one more easy move, motorcycle madness. It's a long way from banging dobbin, but the kid knows how to ride.



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Old 12-07-2012, 17:38   #96
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It's a long way from banging dobbin, but the kid knows how to ride.

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Eric, I'll bet if I asked you if you can do that on the Harley you'd say 'Neigh'.
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Old 12-07-2012, 17:44   #97
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Eric, I'll bet if I asked you if you can do that on the Harley you'd say 'Neigh'.
And there was me thinking I'd heard um all Gordon
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Old 13-07-2012, 01:39   #98
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Eric, I'll bet if I asked you if you can do that on the Harley you'd say 'Neigh'.
Maybe ... but not at the same speed And if you asked me to get it on with a horse, "neigh" would definitely be the answer.
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Old 13-07-2012, 08:09   #99
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Maybe ... but not at the same speed And if you asked me to get it on with a horse, "neigh" would definitely be the answer.
Especially if it was a stallion
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Especially if it was a stallion
Careful, jaysay, we don't want any sexism on this forum!
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Old 13-07-2012, 18:13   #101
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Careful, jaysay, we don't want any sexism on this forum!
Gordon, I'm shocked and stunned that you think I'd even contemplate being sexist
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Old 13-07-2012, 18:55   #102
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Gordon, I'm shocked and stunned that you think I'd even contemplate being sexist
Never occurred to me, jaysay but I don't think we should influence Erics choice in these these things- after all, he is going to see 'Warhorse'!
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Old 13-07-2012, 19:23   #103
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Never occurred to me, jaysay but I don't think we should influence Erics choice in these these things- after all, he is going to see 'Warhorse'!
Are you sure you've spelt the last word right Gordon
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Are you sure you've spelt the last word right Gordon
I know. On your keyboard it would be "whorehouse"
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Old 13-07-2012, 19:49   #105
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I know. On your keyboard it would be "whorehouse"
Ah' so you're going to see a whorehouse, Eric. Glad I got it wrong, you're obviously a healthy minded,full blooded Canadian male after all!
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