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Old 14-07-2012, 09:15   #106
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Ah' so you're going to see a whorehouse, Eric. Glad I got it wrong, you're obviously a healthy minded,full blooded Canadian male after all!
Stead on Gordon Eric does hail from Clayton
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Old 13-08-2012, 22:07   #107
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Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
Update on ths story

Man admits having sex with horse in Oswaldtwistle (From Lancashire Telegraph)

A bit confused - was it a brown horse or a white horse...
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Old 13-08-2012, 22:18   #108
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Update on ths story

Man admits having sex with horse in Oswaldtwistle (From Lancashire Telegraph)

A bit confused - was it a brown horse or a white horse...
May have been brown and went white overnight after the unexpected and undesired encounter...
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Old 13-08-2012, 22:26   #109
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Best bit is the Ossie bloke witness sitting in the conservatory at the rear of his Oswaldtwistle home and saw a man acting suspiciously in the field...things aint change in Ossie have then.. stare out the window at fields

“He watched the man approach a white horse and thought he might be interfering with it but couldn’t be sure,” said Miss Allan. “He then began photographing the male and at the same time rang the police.

you can't do nowt these days
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Old 13-08-2012, 22:31   #110
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Anyway they seem to have neigh-led him for it.

Groan - sorry for possibly starting all that up again...
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anyway they seem to have neigh-led him for it.

groan - sorry for possibly starting all that up again...
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Best bit is the Ossie bloke witness sitting in the conservatory at the rear of his Oswaldtwistle home and saw a man acting suspiciously in the field...things aint change in Ossie have then.. stare out the window at fields

“He watched the man approach a white horse and thought he might be interfering with it but couldn’t be sure,” said Miss Allan. “He then began photographing the male and at the same time rang the police.

you can't do nowt these days
Obviously offered the handful of grass, or whatever, to the wrong end...easy mistake to make...
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Old 13-08-2012, 22:40   #113
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Obviously offered the handful of grass, or whatever, to the wrong end...easy mistake to make...
Have heard mistakes are easily done up "them parts" the outskirts of Church and up Knuzden
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Obviously offered the handful of grass, or whatever, to the wrong end...easy mistake to make...
Um didn't know Mancie had been home for a holiday
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“They found Suliga sitting in the field with the horses having a beer,” said Miss Allan.

Well, if they're all drinking together something like that was bound to happen.
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“They found Suliga sitting in the field with the horses having a beer,” said Miss Allan.

Well, if they're all drinking together something like that was bound to happen.
Rein yourself in, some may bridle at your suggestion, but don't know if I should saddle you with that thought as it may spur you on to further linguistic witticisms.
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Old 14-08-2012, 18:08   #117
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“They found Suliga sitting in the field with the horses having a beer,” said Miss Allan.

Well, if they're all drinking together something like that was bound to happen.
Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?

Not very romantic.

The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.

I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'

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Rein yourself in, some may bridle at your suggestion, but don't know if I should saddle you with that thought as it may spur you on to further linguistic witticisms.
See, there you go, galloping off on the wrong tack. I marely made an observation as to the trappings involved & the resulting hurdles. Eeh, I may as well bang my head on an anvil.

Enough Horsey references ?
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See, there you go, galloping off on the wrong tack. I marely made an observation as to the trappings involved & the resulting hurdles. Eeh, I may as well bang my head on an anvil.

Enough Horsey references ?
You have the whip hand there - OK think we should send this one to the knacker's yard, then we can carry on flogging a dead horse...
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You have the whip hand there - OK think we should send this one to the knacker's yard, then we can carry on flogging a dead horse...
Ya mean the one that fell at Beachers Brook
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